Page 76 of Seven Year Itch
And having to go public with this shit is Dakota’s fault. My preference would have been conducting this little social experiment at her place for some privacy, but she axed that idea immediately. I guess having sex in the house she shared with her ex-husband brings up shitty memories or something. I didn’t want to pry. I just focused on managing my douchebag brothers and new sister-in-law as best I could.
Trista was like a kid in a candy store when I told her, peppering questions at me left and right. It was so bad, I had to text Dakota totell her she might want to tell Cozy, because this shit wasn’t going to stay secret for long.
The downfall to a close family: no fucking privacy.
But what happens behind closed doors is for our eyes only. And I can’t wait to see how Dakota reacts to everything I have planned. Just the anticipation of her coming over tonight has made my dick hard off and on all fucking day. Do you know how awkward it is to pop a boner while running a buzz saw next to your brother?Fuck.This woman has a way of messing with me even when she’s not around.
I can’t wait.
Dakota
“I have to tell you something,” I say into the phone line as I sit on the countertop in front of the vanity mirror in my bathroom at home.
“You’re pregnant.” Cozy’s voice is resigned.
“No... What the hell?”
“Well, you freaked me out in Mexico with all that big-boob talk.”
“I’m not pregnant,” I repeat firmly. “You have to have sex to get pregnant. I am currently on a year-long dry spell. Or I was...”
She gasps loudly into the phone. “You’re finally going to tell me you had sex with Calder in Mexico.”
I cringe and nod. “Yes, but seriously, how did you know?”
“Oh please, I think everyone knows.”
“Everyone?” I drop my eyeliner into the sink as I press my hand to the mirror for balance. “Like who everyone?”
“Pretty sure Johanna was the first one who called it.”
“Calder’s mother?”I swivel around to hang my legs off the countertop, so I don’t fall off. “Please tell me you’re joking.”
“I wish I was, friend. This is really embarrassing for you.”
Heat floods my face, and I have to fan myself before I pass out. I hop down and begin pacing in my bathroom, trying to slow downmy heartbeat. “Don’t sound so smug! You were the nanny when you started screwing Max.”
She gasps. “That’s a low blow.”
“Well! You’re making me feel like shit.”
“At least I married the guy. Are you planning to marry Calder?”
“God no, I’m not an idiot.” I wince before I hit her with the next bit. “But I think I am going to have sex with him again.”
So. Much. Gasping.
“I didn’t think Calder ever slept with the same woman twice,” Cozy says once she’s caught her breath.
I cock my head and press my lips together because that ship has already sailed thanks to our little sex club visit a couple nights ago. “I think he’s making an exception for me.”
“This is big.”
“It’s not big.” I wave my hand even though she can’t see me. “It’s chill, casual sex. We’re fuck buddies. No feelings involved.”
“Huh.” Cozy laughs. “Fascinating.”
“What?”
