Page 32 of Road Queens
Sidney: ...
Amanda: ???
Sidney: Ok fair point it was awkward AF tho
Amanda: It’s always hilarious when YOU complain when someone makes things awkward.
Sidney: STFU.
Amanda: There it is. Listen we’ve got bigger problems. Detective Beane knows about OpStar.
Amanda: Sorry, I forgot the comma after “Listen.”
Sidney: Jesus Christ!
Amanda: Don’t rub it in. It’s really hard to edit a text after the fact. Most of the time I can’t be bothered. I resent your judgement, Sidney. I resent it heartily.
Sidney: FUCKIN SEAN BEAN KNOWS ABOUT OPERATIN STGARFISH WGAT THE FUCK??????
Amanda: ...
Sidney: I’M NOT CORRECTING MY TYPO YOU RIDICULOUS TWAT
Amanda: Typos. Plural. And it’s “Beane” with an extra “e.” But don’t fret.
Sidney: I AM FUCKING FRETTING AMANDA BE RESIGNED TO AN ASSLOAD OF FRETTING
Amanda: I fixed it so he has to come back to my Hole.
Sidney: Doomed we’re fucking doomed
Amanda: I’ll bring him upstairs and since he isn’t handsome or anything I won’t lose focus. I will find out what he knows, what he wants, and then we can figure out a plan.
Sidney: ...
Amanda: Ok?
Sidney: ...
Sidney: Since he isn’t handsome????
Amanda: Fine, you got me, he IS handsome.
Sidney: We’re fucking screwed. Your sexual dry spell is gonna doom us all. I’m coming over
Amanda: No, you are not. It’s not time to gang up on him yet. What I need you to do is grab Cass and come over to the store tomorrow for lunch. I’ll let you know what I found out and we can formulate a nifty plan. Also, please bring breakfast.
Sidney: I’m not a chauffeur or a chef and I don’t do nifty. Taking her to the prison was a one-off because I felt sorry for her but I’ve gotten over that and how would I even know where that distant bitch lives?
Amanda: First, ouch. Second, you’re still the worst liar in the history of liars. She was working from home even before the pandemic; it stands to reason she’s still an independent contractor. So where did you drop her off? The bus station? No, a house or apartment. So you do, in fact, know where she lives.
Sidney: fuck
Amanda: Beane was right. What’s happening NOW is because of what happened THEN. So the three of us have to fix it.
Sidney: We don’t tho.
Sidney: Not really
