Page 82 of Pucking Matt
I blow out hot air, replying back to the comment from my personal page.
Pearson31Matt: My finest moment
Why can’t that be me?
Pearson31Matt: Could be you but you playin
I keep scrolling. Many people just comment emojis that imply very naughty things.
This account is all over my feed. Now I want a hockey player
Pearson31Matt: Come and get it at the next game
There’s nothing wrong with self-promotion, right? I keep scrolling.
That hockey hair
Pearson31Matt: Shout out to body wash for these locks
I chuckle as the comments continue. I keep scrolling, deciding that I should probably stop replying because I’m already receiving replies back.
I laugh at the next one I see that just came through.
Smack my a$$ with that hockey stick and I’ll call you daddy
Pearson31Matt: I’ll let you call me by my name
Amber
I sit up straighter in this office chair that I have yet to leave because did Matthew Pearson just reply to my troll comment? I click on it, astonished to see the username Pearson31Matt. He really did reply.
And he said:I’ll let you call me by my name
What the fuck? I burst into laughter, feeling giddy down to my toes. There’s no way he’s replying to fans right now. I flick through the comment section just to see who else he replied to. He’s currently on TikTok, replying to people. This is fantastic.
OoohBurnQueen: Ok, Matthew Pearson
I continue looking at their old posts. On a random video, I write: Matthew Pearson replied to my comment. Okay, daddy.
I laugh because I absolutely hate the worddaddywhen referring to men. Like what kind of issues was society having when it became a thing? Because it makes no sense.
I keep scrolling and comment on a few more.
OoohBurnQueen: Suddenly I’m all about hockey
OoohBurnQueen: The hair on these boys
OoohBurnQueen: Number 31
OoohBurnQueen: How many times have you watched number 31? Me: yes
OoohBurnQueen: I am soaking
Okay, that last one was a little unorthodox from my style, but so is thedaddything. Matt will never suspect that I would stoop this low and be thirsting over his TikTok videos. I love the games that we play.
A reply comes through and my heart is thumping in my chest, eager to see what he replied.
Matt
