Page 112 of Pucking Matt
Amber:
Favorite color: Black
Social Security Number: Fuck off
Starbucks order: Caramel Frappuccino
Fave Childhood Mem: Getting suspended for tackling Matthew Pearson down the stairs
Eggs: Cooked
Matt’s Problem: Arrogance
Fave Candy: Cookies
Free Time: Cycling, Movies, New Food, Work
Number: 2
Fave Holiday: Christmas but Halloween is fun
My type? Boyfriend material
Matt:
Black
098-64-7658
House coffee with a dash of milk
Hockey
Over easy
Someone named Amber Hughes
KitKat
Hockey
Idk
Christmas
You
As I read through his list, I scoff at the fact he wroteIdk.“That’s not a valid answer. Hey,” I point at him with my two fingers. “I gave you mine. If you don’t know, use your toes.”
“I think I’m at a handful.”
I stare at my phone. “And me? I’m your type?” I scoff as my stomach drops.
“You’re my girlfriend for the weekend, so yeah.” He points at his phone. “And plus, your answer is absolutely terrible. Boyfriend material? You must have other requirements. My problem is not arrogance, Amby. We’ve talked about this.”
I stare at his list. “Right. Your problem is me. Well, good luck because there’s nothing to solve here.”
“Hey,” he says. “I love problems. They’re a reminder that we’re alive and kicking.”
