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“That’s all I ask. And since you’re going to enjoy yourself.” He reaches for my phone again. “You need to get laid.”
I snatch my phone back so fast it goes flying across the table and teeters on the edge before I catch it.
“What?” Kevin asks innocently. “How long has it been?”
“Keep yourselfoutof my sex life. Thank you very much.” I shove my phone in my pocket.
“You need a hole to sink into. The apps will find you one in ten seconds. Maybe sooner.”
“No, thank you.”
“If you don’t wanna chat with them, I can do that for you.” Kevin sticks his tongue out as I launch a chip at him.
“No. I absolutely do not want you chatting with a hookup for me. That’s just weird.”
“Thought I’d offer. You like guys, gals, and pals. It wouldn’t be so hard to find someone.”
I pinch the bridge of my nose. “I regret telling you I was pansexual.”
Kevin shrugs. “Just trying to give your life some sparkle.” He wiggles his fingers at me.
“And I appreciate that. Life would be so boring without you in it.”
He presses a hand to his chest. “Awe. That’s what Jessica says.”
“I know. She’s the one person I’ll gladly chat with.”
His mouth drops open. “You talk about me behind my back with my wife?”
I wink and take another drink. The rest of lunch is pleasant, with Kevin talking about his own upcoming vacation. Soon enough, my alarm goes off. Usually I’d rush to head back to the office, but today I linger just a few minutes longer. My oldest friend deserves that much, especially since he’s trying to help me enjoy life again. Maybe I will join the forum and get to know a few of the Littles I’ll meet this weekend.
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RaccoonBandit:I officially have the weekend off! I can’t wait!
My fingers fly across my phone in the forum.
MaddieBaby:Yay! I’m so excited to see my bestie!
Playingaround123abc:Haven’t seen you in ages, thought you got tired of us.
RacccoonBandit:Never! I love you all.
BabyboyBel:I’m gonna hug you sooo fucking hard!
DaddyHandsome:Language
BabyboyBel:sowwy Daddy.
I snort because Bel is always using bad language where his Daddy sees or hears.
RaccoonBandit:I’ll drive up Saturday afternoon and we can have dinner before we play.
Playingaround123abc:As long as it’s not tacos this time. That ended badly for me last time.
I slap a hand over my mouth when I bark out a laugh. Mom doesn’t care if we’re on our phones in the ticket booth as long as no one else is around.
