Tim
Wait. WAIT. Did you all just see what he posted?
Marin
OMG
Colin
No??
Tim
OH. MY. GOD.
Marin
A selfie. Of Amelia. In his hoodie.
Tim
NO PANTS. WET HAIR. ZERO CAPTION.
Tim
WE ARE UNWELL.
Colin
Why? It’s just a photo. And the hoodie covers everything
Colin
I know Gage doesn’t post much to socials, but this doesn’t seem weird.
Tim
YOU SWEET, UNSCROLLED FOOL. Colin. Colin, baby. That wasn’t just a photo.
Colin
Looked like one to me.
Tim
That was a WIFE who took a photo of herself on HER HUSBAND’S PHONE while wearing HIS HOODIE and not a goddamn thing else, and then handed it back to him like “use this when you miss me.”
Colin
And?
Tim
And then he posted it. TO THE WORLD. Without a single word. Because the message was clear.
Colin
Which was?