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ElementalP: TALK TO HER

BobTheeQ: Can’t argue with all caps ¯\_(?)_/¯

ElementalP: You’ve been talking about her since you started this year

shineedancer: it was way before that

BobTheeQ: Remember the Knights of Darkness story. Love a story that starts with KOD.

shineedancer: it was a fight-cute

BobTheeQ: We just want you to be happy, Jacob.

JHoops: oh jacob is my father, call me jake

JHoops: and don’t bring KOD up again I’m trying to have a nice birthday

ElementalP: One day moratorium on KOD, aka mystery girl, aka one half of my OTP. Only cuz it’s your birthday

JHoops: where the hell is muddy i want my surprise

[LanguageBot:] language.

JHoops: sorry languagebot

[MUDDhas logged into GLO Chat: Team Unity]

JHoops: thank god

MUDD: did jake talk to her

JHoops: oh come ON

MUDD: taking that as a no

shineedancer: lol you are correct sir

JHoops: HEY BOB WHAT’S MY PRESENT

BobTheeQ: Soooo

BobTheeQ: We all saw about the tournament.

ElementalP: I CRIED, DID WE RANK?

BobTheeQ: . . .

BobTheeQ: We ranked.

JHoops: omg

BobTheeQ: It was tight, we’re not as high on the main boards as some of the other teams but we got local preference.

shineedancer: praise be to gritty

ElementalP: Are THEY in

BobTheeQ: They’re in.

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