Page 8 of Don't Hate the Player
MUDD: holy shit
[LanguageBot: LANGUAGE!]
MUDD: sorry languagebot:(
ElementalP: REVENGE IS OURS
BobTheeQ: They’re seeded much higher than us for obvious reasons
MUDD: because they blew the wizzard execs
BobTheeQ: Because they’re Fury and they’re legends.
JHoops: we have the advantage though
MUDD: lol do we
JHoops: low profile means no one knows what to expect
BobTheeQ: Birthday Jake is right. Fury showboats. They stream, they have their YouTube channel. We can see them but they can’t see us. The new meta has everyone on edge so we have to crunch some numbers and sharpen up.
ElementalP: LEEEEROYYY
MUDD: don’t.
ElementalP: ok
BobTheeQ: I know we feel morally obligated to murder Fury.
JHoops: we really really do
BobTheeQ: But I’m keeping an eye on them. And their new member.
ElementalP: Do you know who he is? Did they recruit from the philly server?
BobTheeQ: Not that I can tell but I’m working on it. We need to focus on us though. And before I forget . . . we got merch.
JHoops: UNITY for the win!!!!
JHoops: omg was that my present
BobTheeQ: Yes my son.
MUDD: that’s not your son.
BobTheeQ: First up—shirts and badges. They got our logo and everything.
ElementalP: BLUE CROSS. BLACK SHIELD. CAN’T LOSE.
BobTheeQ: Packages are in the mail, feel free to wear them around, spread the word and look fly but make sure they’re clean for the first round.
MUDD: deputizing myself to bring the lint roller
BobTheeQ: Granted. Ok buddies and muddies. Time to get on voice chat.
shineedancer: oh you mean your old man analog chat fetish won’t work in-game? groundbreaking
BobTheeQ: I like having a pregame chat log. And you love playing with the bots I make for it. Anyway. We’re starting on the Lakeport map for practice tonight. Let’s rock and roll.
