Did you watch that episode?
LAURIN
THE COOKIE EPISODE omg please never watch Summer Bakes. Any of it.
LAURIN
Anyway, you weren’t as sneaky as you thought you were :slight_smile: the camera caught you sliding the note on my station. It wasn’t one of those clips they play to death. I don’t know if most people would have caught it, but I did. And I don’t think I ever thanked you for it. Thank you, Candy.
LAURIN
You hate being called that, don’t you? I don’t know why I keep doing it.
LAURIN
No I do. I want a response out of you however I can get it. But that’s ok. Watching you, watching this season and some of the older ones, too, I really am starting to understand.
LAURIN
You’re beautiful and I don’t think you know that. I always thought you were snooty and pretending to be humble, but I’m watching Twisted Treats and with that weird workbench they gave you, I see your fingers and toes tapping as you pretend like your upside apple cake isn’t the most amazing thing anyone has ever seen and now I’m thinking you really don’t realize that
LAURIN
How did you do that? IT’S SPINNING, CANDY. THE DAMN THING IS UPSIDE AND SPINNING WHAT IS THAT
LAURIN
Manon has informed me that 1) I’m misquoting 1D and 2) it’s creepy. I didn’t mean that the way they probably meant it. I shouldn’t have said beautiful. You’re kind and generous and a genuinely good person even when you don’t want to be, and you’re ridiculously talented.
LAURIN
But I do really like your face and your boobs. In case you weren’t sure.
LAURIN
They edited your wedding cake so well. Have you watched that episode?
LAURIN
Manon is killing me. She did something to my phone and she’s seeing all my texts. She says it looks like I meant they covered up the mistakes. What I really meant was when the disaster happened, the way they edited that whole thing. Did you know the cake board was bent? That’s why it slid like it did. It’s really obvious from the edits, and they had some good shots of us working together. We look so good together. Everyone talks about it in the fan groups.
LAURIN
I miss you.
LAURIN
Sorry
LAURIN
maman asked if you’re eating well. I said yes, so please be eating well. If she sees you’ve lost more weight, she’ll yell at me, and I’ll feel bad. I don’t like lying to her. Don’t make me a liar.
LAURIN
I told her you like turkey, as well. Please like turkey. She asked what you’d like on Christmas, and I said the most Americanthing I could think of. Do Americans eat turkey on Christmas?
LAURIN