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BigBear88:
If anyone needs me, I’ll be crying into a bag of frozen peas.
PeachyKeen:
Again??
What did the peas ever do to you??
BigBear88:
They witnessed my downfall.
Can’t have loose-lipped veggies out here spreading slander.
PeachyKeen:
LMAO
Peas are snitches confirmed.
BigBear88:
Never trusted them.
It’s always the quiet ones.
PeachyKeen:
Okay but seriously
What happened??
Peas therapy session?
BigBear88:
Just… dumb today.
Like, Olympic-level dumb.
Gold medal in making everything harder than it needs to be.
PeachyKeen:
Gold medalist??
You’re out here achieving greatness and you’re still complaining?
Smh. Overachiever.
BigBear88:
Put that on my grave:
“Here lies BigBear88. Dumb as hell. Overachieved anyway.”
