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“And that’s my cue.” Mike claps his hands and says goodbye while I jump the fence and walk over to Hunter.
“Truthfully, are your balls chafing?” We both laugh, and he adjusts himself on the saddle. “Yes, and my ass is sticking to it andthe bugs are starting to get me, but I couldn’tnotfollow through, Gabe. It was a bet, and they need to respect me, you know?”
“I know.” I smooth a hand up his bare leg. He’s so powerful and strong. Amazingly fit still, even in his forties. Dixie swings her head at me, and I say hello to her, too. “I’m not mad you’re streaking on the back of a horse. It’s actually quite the show.”
Hunter snort-laughs. “I’m too old to let these young guns get the best of me. I can give you a show without the other eyes watching.” He clears his throat and lowers his gaze.
“What do you need from me, doll?”
Hunter looks down at me and moves his hand away from his dick. Despite his situation, it’s perking up. “Just stop touching me and looking all cute so I can dismount without…damaging something.”
Immediately, I step back with my hands in the air. “Don’t damage anything, and I’ll help you recover.” I turn to walk away, and Hunter calls out.
“Do you think you could bring me some pants?”
After hopping over the fence, I pause. “I think you can find something in the barn. This is your mess.” Laughing, I jog back to the house with Hunter’s laughterfollowing me.
Hunter
Somehow, I get Dixie unsaddled and brushed in nothing but my cowboy boots. Thankfully, the little shit who stole my clothes knew better than to take my boots.
Why I made a bet to ride naked around the pasture is beyond me, but I wasn’t about to not follow through. I’m a man of my word…even when they’re stupid words that I regret. Although I’m quite fond of‘I’ll Lady Godiva the shit out of this.’
Gabe was home early and in that one instant where our eyes met, I panicked that he’d be mad, and I’d fucked up the best thing I ever had. What’s he supposed to think when he finds his husband riding a horse buck fucking naked in front a group of men that doesn’t include him?
My heart was in my throat as I tried to come up with a better explanation than the truth.
Then he smiled.
That fucking smile that makes me feel like I could fly to the moon.
“Sorry for all that, girl. You did not need me on your back like that.” I pat Dixie and close the stall door. “Extra treats tomorrow. Maybe all week.”
Are horses traumatized by human nudity? I sure hope not.
Walking through the barn with the air on my balls is different. Not sure I like it, but what the hell? If I owned the Lady Godiva act, I’d own this too.
With my hat on my head and boots on my feet with nothing in between, I strut from the barn to the house like a rooster on theway to the henhouse…and stop dead when Gabe opens the door with Diamond.
Both men freeze, Gabe with a twisted smile and Diamond with his jaw hanging open.
Grabbing the hat off my head, I cover my cock and balls and turn around.
“Oh, keep spinning sugar. Give me all the angles.”
Gabe’s laughter rings out, and I hang my head before turning around, only now noticing Diamond’s orange Subaru in the lane. How could I miss that?
“Hey, Diamond. I didn’t know you were here. Obviously.”
“I was just dropping off a special something for you and Gabe. Clearly, it’s not a good time to stay and chat, so I’ll let you two get it.”
He turns and whispers to Gabe. “Damn, Gabe. You get that every night?”
“Twice if I want it.”
“I can hear you both!” I shout and walk towards the house with my swagger a little less than it was before.
Diamond waves with a smile and is on his way, and I’m finally in the house’s safety. I hang my hat and pull off my boots, which is hard when you have no socks on. Gabe leans against the wall, watching me the entire time with a fond smile.
