Page 106 of Play the Game

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Stick with the bros and hoes, Hans. We know what’s up.

Cooper

Is it weird that I’m, like, wildly proud of you for writing a scene that made all my brothers want to go have sex?

Me

Yeah, but nothing about us is normal. We hate fucked in a conference room six months ago and now we’re, like, eight weeks away from having a baby.

Cooper

But was it really hate fucking, or was it love fucking in disguise?

Me

Now there’s a question.

Cooper

One we will ask ourselves later when I love fuck you all over our apartment.

Me

You just really like saying our apartment, don’t you? It’s kind of like Noah and his “mywife” obsession.

Cooper

I really do. I anticipate being a little “my wife” obsessed myself one day.

Me

And who exactly are you calling my wife at this random point in the nebulous future?

Cooper

Idk, I was thinking of this gorgeous blonde with tits for days and a brilliant legal mind, who loves to give me shit, and is about to have my baby.

Me

Is “my baby” like “my wife” and “our apartment”?

Cooper

Now you’re catching on.

Me

Careful, Cooper, you’re veering into possessive territory.

Cooper

Over you? Always.

You ready for Milo?

Me

Totally ready.

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