“I feel unsafe with this criminal activity unfolding in front of me. I might have to defend myself.”
A chorus of agreement rang out from the crowd.
“You got your one shot. Now either turn your ass around and put your hands behind your back or try that shit again,” Nash said to Williams.
Williams and Dilton exchanged a look and then struck simultaneously. Williams hauled back to hit Nash and found himself taking a face full of pissed-off police chief fist. He went down like an anvil. No swaying. No stumbling. One shot and he keeled over backward, unconscious before he hit the road. It was beautiful.
“Yes!” I said, pumping my arm in victory.
Dilton’s swing connected with Nolan’s jaw. Nolan spit, then grinned as he raised his own fists.
“What’s happening? Did the fat blob just punch Nash? Who are the other two blobs?” Sloane demanded.
Naomi delivered the play-by-play for Sloane as Nolan delivered a one-two combination to Dilton’s face that had the man staggering back and tripping over his own damn feet. He landed hard on his ass, which made the crowd laugh.
It was over that quickly.
“Nice shot, Nolan,” Sloane yelled.
“Does violence make you want to break your three-date rule?” Naomi teased.
In no time at all, Hopper and the other officer were loading the two bloodied, handcuffed assholes into the back of a cruiser. Williams was a bit groggy from his recent trip to dreamland, and I felt a sense of vindication when Dilton howled in pain as his ass hit the seat.
I noticed Lucian in the middle of the street pause to pick something up off the ground. He studied it, then tucked it into his pocket. His eyes scanned the crowd, then narrowed when he spotted us on the picnic table.
“Uh-oh,” Naomi whispered.
“Uh-oh what?” Sloane demanded. “I can’t see shit!”
“Lucian is coming toward us,” I said.
“And he looksmad,” Naomi added.
Sloane snorted. “Please. He always looks that way. It’s a permanent case of PMS.”
“Uh, no. I have to agree with Naomi. He looks like he wants to murder someone and that someone might be—”
“I told you to stay put,” Lucian snapped at Sloane.
“And I told you to kiss my ass. I guess neither one of us does what we’re told,” she said, enjoying her vantage point over him.
“Oh boy,” Naomi whispered, tilting her bag of popcorn in my direction.
I took a handful.
Lucian reached up, hooked his hands under Sloane’s arms, and scooped her off the table. She yelped, then struggled as he held her at eye level for just a beat before lowering her to the ground.
“I love it when a guy can do that,” I said.
“Be more careful,” Lucian growled. The man was a foot taller than she was and he used that height to loom over her.
Sloane, however, had no intention of being intimidated.
Fire burned bright in her eyes as she went toe-to-toe with him. “Right. Because me dancing is a provocation. I was basicallyaskingfor some drunk moron to put his hands on me.”
Naomi crunched loudly next to me.
“If you don’t want me to get involved, stop making it impossible,” he snarled.