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Sarah

We do. Respectfully though, we do also want you to

get your brains fucked out. So, no rush.

Billie

That is the sign of true friendship.

The chastity belt has been removed.

My girl is free.

Sarah

Ho until you can’t ho no more.

Me

There will be no ho’ing.

Billie

Spoil sport.

Me

I love you guys.

Sarah

I love you more than the Mexican sun.

Billie

I love you more than margaritas by the pool.

Sarah

. . .

Billie

. . .

The controversial TV show,Little Britain,from the early 2000s was well known for several different skits. Of course, Matt Lucas dressed like a schoolgirl screaming out obscene,I love you, phrases on the third attempt was the one Billie adopted as our ritual. It was my turn, and it made me want to die inside, but I typed out the first disgusting thing that came to mind.

Me

I love you more than an STI-ridden vagina.

Billie

That’s our girl.

Sarah

That was a good one. I hope Julia’s isn’t.

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