Page 73 of Perfectly Complicated

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You didn’t know?

Brax

Dude, she didn’t want him to know.

Rourke

How many?

Brendan

All of them.

Leo

Hold up. Janie likes hockey AND Riley’s gone full family man now? What universe is this?

Rourke

What’s wrong with that?

Leo

Nothing.Just trying to process this new version of you.

Tate

Wait. Aren’t you literally playing a saint in the pageant?

Rourke

Come to the show and find out.

Brendan

“Saint” Riley? NO WAY. Did hell freeze over too?

Rourke

Only when I start liking Christmas.

Tate

You literally just invited us to your Christmas show.

Rourke

For Janie. Not Christmas.

Leo

Right. And I'm sure the tree in your living room is also “for Janie.”

Rourke

TWENTY-ONE

Janie

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