Page 83 of Perfectly Complicated

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Victoria

We know a thing or two about hockey players.

Janie

Okay, so what do I wear? How do I act? I know nothing about hockey.

Jaz

Let’s start with your outfit. The party is formal. Do you have a dress?

Janie

Okay, so that’s a problem. I haven’t worn a formal since prom.

Jaz

PERFECT.

Janie

?

Jaz

That means EMERGENCY SHOPPING TRIP!

Sloan

We’re going full-makeover mode.

Janie

I don’t even know what to buy, especially after having a baby.

Jaz

Honey, we will find you a dress that makes him forget his own name.

Victoria

Something formfitting enough to make him suffer a little.

Lauren

So that he actuallydrools when he sees you.

Janie

Only problem is he’s taking me to the arena afterwards…

Jaz

GIRL, HE’S PLANNING SOMETHING.

Janie

It’s just a hockey lesson.

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