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Maddie

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Liam

He one of your singing & tights-wearing losers?

I send him a middle finger emoji, then strip down before stepping under the hot water.

Once I finish getting ready for the day, I make a cup of my favorite Yogi tea. Sophie and Mason cook lunch and talk about the wedding. They’ve been dedicating all their spare time to planning.

“You two gonna make me an aunt again soon?” I tease, walking around the table that’s covered in magazines and fabric samples.

“Lennon has two. Isn’t that enough?” Mason asks dryly. “Plus, you’re kinda occupying the extra room.”

“What’re you trying to say? I’m the reason you’re not having babies?” I feign offense, dramatically pressing a hand to my chest.

“Stop it,” Sophie scolds, smacking his arm with a laugh. “We’re getting married first before any baby making happens.”

“But we can still practice, right?” Mason taunts, waggling his brows.

“Trust me, the entire house hears you doing that.” I walk out of the kitchen with my mug.

“I told you,” Sophie hisses. “You’re loud.”

“Me?” He gasps. “You’re the one who bought the vibrating cock ring. What’d you think was gonna happen?”

“Oh. My.God.” I loudly exaggerate each word. “The walls are thin and everything echoes. Stop talking please.”

“Why? Virgin ears can’t take it?” Sophie snickers, and Mason’s laughter follows.

“I hate you both and hope you have ugly children,” I shout in response, then turn on the TV to stop this awkward conversation.

After an old episode ofLove After Lockup,which reminds me of Liam, I send him a text.

Maddie

Did you get the guy yet?

Liam

Fuck yeah, I did. On the way to the station now. Bastard’s real mouthy. Reminds me of you.

Maddie

Oh yeah? He have a great ass, too?

Liam

Definitely. But it doesn’t compare to yours.

Maddie

Keep dreaming, playboy.

Liam

You’re absolutely in my dreams, sweetheart.