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Jensie from Hockey (2:53 p.m.)
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[Image description: A picture of two billboards. The first billboard has a picture of a crab and reads, “I’m ME, Not MEAT. See the Individual. Go Vegan.” The second billboard has a picture of a crab pouring Old Bay onto itself; it reads, “Okay, Now I’m Meat. See the Individual, Put Old Bay On It.”]
Jensie from Hockey (2:55 p.m.)
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[Image description: A picture of the “butterfly man” meme, but with the man on both sides and the butterfly in the middle. The man to the left is labeled “the North” and says, “Is this the South?” The man on the right is labeled “the South” and says, “Is this the North?” The butterfly is labeled as “Maryland.”]
Jensie from Hockey (2:58 p.m.)
dude where you at normally I say Maryland’s in the south and you immediately appear out of nowhere to kick my ass
Nick laughed at the absurdity of the messages (and saved a few of the memes to share with his cousins). Honestly, how was he supposed tonotfall for Brady? There was a very obvious trajectory between where he was now and where he’d be if Brady kept this up.
Nick (3:04 p.m.)
dude, seriously aren’t you supposed to be working?
i’m hardly getting anything done with my phone vibrating across my desk every two seconds
also that last one is a low blow you know how i feel about your northern propaganda
Jensie from Hockey (3:08 p.m.)
I’m sick
I’ve been watching game shows all day I’m bored
Nick (3:09 p.m.)
you’re sick? we got a game tonight
Jensie from Hockey (3:10 p.m.)
and I will make a miraculous recovery by then
call it a mental health day
Nick (3:10 p.m.)
so you’re not really sick??
There was a long enough delay that he put his phone down and tried to get back to work (and triednotto imagine Brady watchingThe Price is Rightin bed). He’d almost gotten back into the flow of it when his phone buzzed again.
Jensie from Hockey (3:15 p.m.)
was I right btw?
Nick (3:15 p.m.)
about?
Jensie from Hockey (3:16 p.m.)
you from Annapolis?
