Page 45 of Hockey Bois
thoughts?
“To be fair, that was low hanging fruit if you had that on your phone,” Jess said.
“I hate you. I hate you, I hate your sister, I hate your stupid brother for not helping me right now, and I hate that I now have to explain—”
His phone vibrated in his hand, and his rant immediately died out.
Jensie from Hockey (8:16 p.m.)
why does a hockey player need a six pack?
Seguin too I don’t get it
you’ve got players like Kessel and Ovechkin who clearly will never have a six pack and do just fine
“What’s he saying?” Mykala whined. “Gay things?”
“Uh…” Nick wasn’t sure how to answer that. The Seguin comment wasn’t exactly straight, but nothing else really hinted either way. “Unclear?”
“Unclear!? Okay, well maybe that’s answer enough. If someone’s not drooling over that picture they arenotinto guys, period,” Jess said firmly.
“Are you saying I’m not as good looking as Vrana?” Nick asked.
“Is that even a question?”
Nick’s phone buzzed again.
Jensie from Hockey (8:18 p.m.)
like I get the appeal but seriously
Well… that was a little queerer.
“You know what, I’m gonna…” He trailed off and headed upstairs to find some peace and quiet.
His cousins high-fived each other in congratulations.
He still hated them.
Nick (8:20 p.m.)
you know you actually look like a player on the caps
Jensie from Hockey (8:20 p.m.)
I’m gonna stop you right there.
which one?
Nick (8:21 p.m.)
tom wilson
Jensie from Hockey (8:21 p.m.)
jfc just fucking kill me now
Nick (8:22 p.m.)
