W.S.:Funny that you mention her. Evelyn is taking a shower here in my hotel room as we speak. Her twin redhead sister is on her way, too. We’re getting ready for a filthy threesome. Don’t worry. They’ll be gone by the time you arrive. I’ll make sure housekeeping gets us fresh sheets.
A genuine laugh escaped my throat. I equally hated and loved it when William used that kind of teasing humor to put me at ease.
Me:*angry emoji* *angry emoji* *angry emoji* *angry emoji*
Me:I’m serious! I was upset when I saw those photos. I still kind of am.
W.S.:Listen …
Me:Uh-oh.
W.S.:I’m not one to encourage gossip on set, but Evelyn
is sleeping with Damien Blackwood, who plays her brother
in the film *grimacing face emoji* AND she’s not a real
redhead. She’s a natural blonde and dyed it for the film.
I asked the hair and makeup department before accepting
the role because I would NEVER dare interact with a
redhead that’s not you. *wink emoji* *angel emoji*
Not one to encourage gossip on set.Right. He was a Sjöberg. They all loved to gossip.
Me:Patricia Collins used to be a natural redhead before
she had to dye it. Lily told me.
Patricia was an Oscar-winning actress who appeared alongside William in the film he worked on two years ago in Ireland when I was still dating Nathan.
W.S.:I made an exception with Patricia, given she’s a
sweet 81-year-old woman. She also brought me a box of homemade donuts on the first day of filming, so I hope
you understand.
Me:You eat donuts?
W.S.:That’s not the point.
Me:Okay, I’ll let it slide.
W.S.:How about you get your stubborn ass over here so
I can teach you to stop being a naughty girl who wastes
her time looking up things on social media that upset her unnecessarily?
Me:You have no idea how naughty I’ve been. *police car emoji*
W.S.:Confess.
Me:I’m also following your hashtag on Twitter.
W.S.:Tsk tsk. The infractions keep adding up, älskling. Anything else?