Page 3 of Tempt you…not!
“So pussy eating is officially off the table?”
“No, pussy eating is not off the table, but I certainly can’t open a buffet.”
“And you say I’m crass.”
I love the way Rachel and I interact, but tonight, I’m just not feeling it. Not after what Slate said.
“What if he’s right?”
“Nothing Slate said spoke to your ability to do your job,” Rachel reasons.
I roll my eyes, finishing off my beer with a swallow.
“I swear, when I’m at the pearly gates, waiting for God to let me in, Slate’s going to run up and shove that video in his face, begging him to reconsider.”
Rachel frowns. “Slate isn’tthatbad.”
“Says the person who barely interacts with him.”
She shoves a couple of fries into her mouth, avoiding my gaze.
What’s up with that?
“You’re going to knock it out of the park,” Rachel finally says.
“I’m perfectly capable, but it is an older crowd. They’re going to look at me and see the dumb ass twenty-year old I used to be.”
“Hey, that twenty-year-old was brave, fun, and had a great set of tits!”
“All of which was so finely displayed in a ten-second video of you drinking beer as it ran down my snatch.”
“Instead of being ashamed, we should celebrate that it got top-trend of the year on Chatter. It’s been viewed more times than—”
“Zip it!” I snap, not wanting to be further reminded of the time I was ‘internet famous.’
“God, look at the eyes on him.” Rachel licks her lips as she gazes over my shoulder.
I look over to see a guy standing a few feet away. Tousled hair. Piercing blue eyes. A young blonde is pressing her pert body against his.
So fucking hot.
“He’s okay, but I’m heading back to my room.”
“One more drink!” Rachel demands. “Then, you need to be my wing-woman.”
“Seriously? We’re in fucking Idaho.”
“This is new, uncharted territory. It’s not often I get to experience rogue dick.”
“Yeah, because New York dick is all tame and pious.”
“Just let me pick up someone to go home with.” Her eyes plead with me. “I need this.”
Inwardly, I sigh. “Fine.”
She perks up. “You should too!”
I chuckle dryly. “Don’t tempt me. It’s been almost six months since I last got laid.”
