W: Feel free to step in any time, John, before we end up hitting each other.
J: I’m just listening to you, observing the way you function. It’s actually very interesting.
W: Great. Well, good for you. I’m so glad we’re interesting for you.
J: So I’m hearing what’s been pushing you apart. What, if anything, is still pulling you together?
W: If anything?
J: Yes. I mean, how, for example, is your sex life?
W: Oh… I’ll let you field that one, Harry.
H: Um, it’s pretty non-existent. I mean, it is non-existent. We tried, though, didn’t we?
W: Yeah, we did.
H: But it didn’t really work.
W: No, it was awful.
J: When you say it didn’t work?
W: It felt embarrassing, really. Like we don’t fit together.
J: I see. Those are quite profound words, don’t you think?
H: Are they?
J: I think so. Don’t you?
H: I think she’s just saying we were all elbows and knees because it had been so long.
W: Exactly. That’s exactly what I was saying.
J: Yes, but that’s not what you said, is it, Wendy? Those aren’t the words you used.
W: No. But it was the image I was trying to describe.
J: OK. So we’ve established that sex isn’t pulling you together, right now. What else is?
W: If anything!
J: If anything.
H: Well, our… um… shared history, I suppose you could call it.
W: Yes. Yes! Twenty-odd years of marriage. That’s not nothing.
J: Odd? Why do you say odd?
W: Oh, no… No, I didn’t mean… I meant ‘about’. Twenty-odd years. About twenty years.
J: OK. If you’re sure that’s what you meant. And is that a reason, do you think?
H: I’m sorry?
J: Just because you’ve been doing something for twenty-oddyears. Would you say that’s a reason to carry on doing it?