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‘Hum,’ Wendy says in a silly voice. ‘Quite a profound statement, that one, don’t you think?’

‘Gosh, I just realised, we didn’t pay,’ Harry says. ‘We didn’t pay, did we?’

‘Um, no. Well, I didn’t, anyway.’

‘Me neither.’

‘Ha!’ Wendy laughs. ‘Well, serves him right.’

Wendy and Todd

Wendy: Hello, sweetheart.

Todd: Oh! Sorry, I thought it was Dad.

W: Yes, I bet. I’m on your father’s phone. He lent it to me.

T: Right. Um,whyare you on Dad’s phone?

W: Maybe because you don’t pick up when I use mine?

T: …

W: I’ve left about ten voicemails, and I’ve called you maybe twenty times since I got back.

T: Look, I’m sorry, OK?

W: For?

T: For not picking up. I just… I didn’t know what to say.

W: About what, honey?

T: About, oh, come on, Mum. You know full well.

W: Something to do with the wedding, maybe?

T: Look, I’m sorry. I should have told you. I know.

W: I understand that was a difficult thing to say to me.

T: Cool. So, we’re good, then?

W: But leaving it to your little sister was a bit weaselly, don’t you think?

T: Yeah, I know. I asked Dad first. But he was just like, ‘Do it yourself, lad.’

W: Interesting. Well, I don’t blame him.

T: He says you’ve stopped drinking, though…

W: I have. And that’s partly thanks to you.

T: Thanks tome?

W: Yes. Your ultimatum about the wedding helped me realise I have a problem. So thanks for that.