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‘We’ll see. I only have to commit to one session. Which is good as it’s a hundred and twenty quid a pop. But hopefully it’ll be worth it. I’m feeling a bit scared, to be honest. I’ve never seen a shrink.’

‘I saw one once. When I was seventeen.’

‘Really? You never told me that.’

‘No?’

‘No. And this was because…?’

‘Oh, normal teenage angst, I think. My grades were getting worse when before they’d been quite good. So I had to go see the shrink.’

‘And did it help?’

Harry shrugs. ‘Not sure. I don’t remember much. My grades definitely got better afterwards but to be honest, I think I just worked harder so I could stop going. It clashed with footy, and I remember I wasn’t thrilled about that.’

Kathy

Kathy: Hello. Please, come in. Take a seat. Yes, there’s fine.

Wendy: Right. OK. Oh, and hello. Sorry, I’m not trying to be rude. I’m just nervous.

K: Please don’t be. I’m not as scary as I look.

W: Well, that’s something, at least. Oh, I didn’t mean… You don’t look scary. My mouth seems to be saying random words today.

K: It’s fine. Relax! So my name’s Kathy. If it suits you, we can use first names?

W: Yes, that’s fine.

K: And you’re Wendy. Have I got that right?

W: Yes. Wendy. That’s me.

K: Great.

W: Um, thanks for seeing me so quickly.

K: Ah, well, Giles is one of my oldest friends. We were at college together. Plus there was a bit of luck involved. I had a cancellation… So, what brings you here today?

W: Um… Do I just…? Sorry, but is this an introduction? Or is this, you know, the actual thing.

K: Let’s say it’s a bit of both.

W: I just thought… never mind.

K: You just thought…? Please, finish that sentence.

W: I thought you’d want me to lie down on the couch or something.

K: You can if you wish. Would you be more comfortable on the couch?

W: No, I don’t think I would.

K: Then let’s carry on like this for now, shall we?

W: OK.

K: So.