W: No. It’s not ideal. But this is where we are.
H: Yeah.
W: Yeah?
H: I mean, yeah, OK. As for the question, the answer is ‘no’.
W: No?
H: Yeah. I mean, no, I’m not seeing anyone.
W: Harry…
H: Honest, Wens, I’m not.
W: I really do need you to be honest here, Haz. And I promise not to kick off about it. Well, I promise to try my best.
H: Good. That’s good. But the answer is still ‘no’.
W: OK, then have youbeenseeing someone? Past tense.
H: That’ll be a ‘no’ to that one, too.
W: I…
H: Really, Wendy. No.
W: I’m finding that hard to believe. Sorry.
H: And yet I can assure you it’s totally true.
W: I felt sure you were.
H: Yes. I know. I picked up on that.
W: Back in… I don’t know exactly. March, maybe? When you started coming home really late every night.
H: Ah. OK. God, do you really want to do this right now?
W: Yes, I think I do.
H: Right. Fine. OK.
W: So?
H: So… In that case, define seeing someone.
W:You see. I knew it.
H: It’s not… I’m not… Look, it’s hard to…
W: To admit?
H: No! Stop it! No, it’s hard to define really. But if you really want to know…
W: And I think we’ve established that I do…
H: Then Iwassort of hanging out with someone, in March.