W: That’s a yes, then.
H: Christ, OK, sure, we kissed. We kissed a couple of times. And we nearly, you know, went further. But we didn’t. And now it’s over.
W: You sound sad about that.
H: No, I’m really fucking happy about that.
W: Because?
H: Because otherwise this conversation would be a whole different kettle of fish. Because – oh, hang on. We’ve got an early bird here. Just, um, let me move to another room. Morning, Fiona. Yeah… on the phone… No, no, you’re fine.
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H: OK, I’m back. God knows why she’s up before lunchtime. Anyway, where were we?
W: You were kissing another woman. And nearly shagging her.
H: But not shagging her. Let’s concentrate on the positives, shall we?
W: OK. Though not doing something’s actually a negative.
H: Funny.
W: Yeah. I’m hysterical, me.
H: You OK?
W: Uh huh.
H: Uh huh, meaning?
W: I need to think about it. Can we put a name to this mystery person? It might make things easier.
H: I don’t think that would make things easier at all. So no.
W: OK, point taken. Maybe not. Do I know her?
H: No. You definitely don’t.
W: Right. OK, then. Oh, one last question on… all that… Is she still around? At your school?
H: Yes, she is. But she’s dating… She’s, um, in a relationship with someone else from work now.
W: Is he married too?
H: No, as it happens, he isn’t. Which is probably why their story has… you know… blossomed.
W: Blossomed?
H: Yeah, you know, worked out or whatever…
W: OK. And how do you feel about all this blossoming?
H: Fine. Relieved.