Page 12 of Chaos
“You’re lucky I even let you have those in here. Felix is a cat. Cats knock things off tables. You can’t hurt my cat every time he knocks something over. He does that to me too.”
Chaos just smirked at me.
“But I didn’t hurt your cat. You haven’t even looked.”
I pulled Felix away from my chest and looked at him. Felix was always inky black, but now he had white fur on his face. White hair that was oddly in the shape of…
“Did you puta cockon my cat’s face?”
Felix wailed.
“Make him change me back! I cannot have my fur form a cock!”
Chaos was just smirking like he gave both of us this enormous gift putting a dick on my cat’s face.
“I don’t hurt animals, my witch, and I’d never hurt your familiar; but your cat needs to learn not to bother my things. Besides, I enjoy looking at him now. It’s an upgrade.”
“You’re older than the universe. Grow up and take this cock off my cat’s face!”
Chaos just frowned at me.
“You mean you don’t find it amusing?”
I actually would have if it weren’t Felix, and I was trying not to laugh that itwashim. If you’ve never seen a cat look utterly mortified that it now had a dick on his face, it was fucking funny. Except I barely knew Chaos, and Felix had been with me for a long time, so in this matter, I was totally #teamfelix.
“He’s sorry, and he won’t mess with your stuff again. If he feels the urge to do something cat-like, he’ll do it with my stuff.”
“This cat means a lot to you, doesn’t he,” Chaos said, his face softening.
“He’s my familiar. He’s been with me since I was a teenager. He doesn’t like this upgrade. I know he bothered your cookies, but will you please just change him back?”
Chaos just beamed at me like a light bulb went off above his head.
“I know the perfect upgrade!”
I was about to argue that Felix didn’t need any more upgrades, and we both just wanted him to go back to a black cat when Felix suddenly weighed a million pounds. I couldn’t help dropping him. My eyes flickered to Chaos, who was watching me like he was waiting for me to open a Solstice gift, then my gaze went to the floor.
I was expecting to see some horrifically mutated cat, but there was now a naked man on the floor of the erotica section in the middle of the Library of the Profane. Felix rose to his feet and appeared to be patting down his body to make sure he felt things right.
Okay, human Felix was gorgeous. He was easily six foot two with ebony skin and long dreadlocks. He still had the same bright green eyes. I snapped my fingers and conjured him some clothes.
“Felix? Are you okay?”
He just shook his head.
“This is my body, Ripley. This is me when I was younger before I died!”
“You can turn into the cat if you want, but you’ll still have the dick on your face. I’m sorry, but I like looking at it,” Chaos said.
Felix held up his palm and conjured a small flame.
“I still have my fucking magic. This is amazing.”
I know Chaos did this because he thought he was giving me a gift. I was happy for Felix that he had a body again except I just lost my familiar. He had a life before he died and came back as a cat. He would want to get back to it now that he could. I wouldn’t stop him.
I smiled at him sadly and pulled him into a hug.
“I’m happy for you, Felix. I’ll miss you.”
