Page 22 of The White Rider
“Angels have genitals, and we enjoy fornication when we are on Earth. There are little half-angel spawn running around all over the planet. My father doesn’t get pissed about that anymore. So, if he’s not throwing us in the pit for having sex with humans, then you can damn well shut your judgmental pie hole.”
Leif shocked me.
“If your husband wasn’t so bad at pleasuring a woman and you actually enjoyed sex, you wouldn’t be trying to groom other women to get raped by men who are equally less concerned about a woman’s pleasure. My brother is right, by the way. I’d keep your shitty opinions to yourself while the resistance has you captive, or theywillpublicly execute you, and I’m confident it won’t be quick.”
“Leif has the patience of a saint, but you’re pressing his buttons if he’s talking to you like that. Keep it up, and he’ll be the one that kills you. You know, when the calm ones snap, it’s always brutal. I’ve seen it,” Dice said.
“Can we just get these bitches in a room so I can have my shower with Speedy?” Aeron grunted.
“This van stinks to all fuck, and I’m ready to get out of it,” Pepper said. “I’ve got my girls to think about, too.”
“Let’s do this!” Dice said, hopping out of the van.
I was not only ready to get out of this stinky van, but every time the Witch opened her mouth, I wanted to bash her skull in with Smurfette. She just kept doing it, too.
I had a feeling she wasn’t going to make it to her trial.
Chapter 13
T
he Horseman of Death always got super horny after he killed a bunch of people. He’d get all touchy-feely when he was covered in gore, showingnoconsideration for the fact that I literally had five outfits to last me the entire apocalypse! Today was no different. He wanted to put his arm around me as we walked to Asher’s hotel room.
“This is my nope face, Aeron. I’m all on board with how you like to celebrate your battles, but no getting Bubba guts on my clothes. You look like you bathed in it.”
“They pissed me off. One of them fucking shot me in the back when I gutted his friend.”
“You’re injured? Oh, my god. I don’t know the first thing about getting bullets out.”
“Angel, remember? Human weapons can’t hurt me, but they can be annoying.”
“Then how the fuck did Isaiah kill my mother?”
“He’s rich. He could afford a relic that would do the job. He’ll probably have it close to him now, because he knows we’re coming.”
“Oh, shit. And I did that version where he kills all of you. We need to plan.”
Aeron reached for me like he was going to put his arm around me again, but stopped.
“Every Antichrist manages to get their hands on a reliquary, and we always kill them.”
“It sure would be nice if I had an updated vision. Asher and me kissing in the Oval Office is clearly not happening.”
“There’s still time. Asher is being an asshole.”
“Exactly why did he break his wings out?”
“He does thatevery fucking timewe meet someone doing horrible shit and claiming they are doing the Lord’s work. He goes full angel on them, tells them exactly what they did wrong instead of just killing them. Sometimes, he tells them and then kills them anyway, but he’s like one of those people that can’t go to bed if someone is wrong on the internet when it comes to that shit.”
“It was super irritating when they started asking what I was, but I gotta admit the look on that Martha’s face when he whipped his wings out was kind of priceless.”
“It usually is. Honestly, I don’t know what’s gotten into him. He’s been a total dick to you, and the Asher I know would have killed them for hurting those women. He would have killed them in the van for the things they were saying.”
“Let’s not talk about him. We won. We rescued all those women, and you got to kill some Bubbas along the way. I don’t want any of it on me, but you’re sexy as fuck when you’re covered in blood. I just want to get you naked. Even if he wasn’t being a jerk to me, having sex in front of your brother is weird.”
Aeron kicked the door shut behind him and started stripping. Fuck, he was beautiful. I yanked my clothes off and followed him to the bathroom. Aeron jumped in, and I just watched the water rinse the blood off him for a minute. It just wasn’t fair he was that gorgeous. If those women in the resistance didn’t stop checking out my men, we would have problems.
“The water isn’t getting any colder, Speedy.”
