Page 18 of Discord
“What a waste,” Gabriel said. “If you’re capable of curses so powerful that they end up in the journal of the best curse breaker in the entire world, why would you waste them on men?”
“If you knew where she was working now, it would piss you off,” Balthazar said. “She’s working for a human telemarketing company because no supernatural company will have her anymore!”
“The Paranormal Investigation Bureau really needs to get involved with her because eventually, her curses are going to turn fatal.”
“They won’t care until they do. No one was willing to help me until I came to the library.”
“It’s going to be over as soon as Felix gets back with supplies.”
We needed more wins because we were definitely on a losing streak… even if that only meant uncursing Balthazar’s dick, then shit, I’d take it. Felix wasn’t gone long. I think every single man in the room was feeling sympathy pains and wanted the damn curse gone.
Ireallywish I had known his ex was Helena. By the time she got expelled, she was famous. Girls were coming forward with all the threats she made, and the boys were saying that, while it didn’t get to curse level, she’d gone more than a little crazy with her stalking until she decided they weren’t the one for her.
Balthazar was right - they should have put some sort of warning label on her.
What I loved about everything Professor Krauss did to break the most complicated curses was the simplicity of her methods. It wasn’t just things like using mugwort to combine potions. The magical poultice wasn’t complicated, and it used ingredients any witch worth their salt should have on hand.
I had the poultice ready in no time. I already knew Balthazar would say anything to have me apply it instead of him doing it himself. Honestly, since I was sleeping smashed between so many hot men, and had zero alone time to play with my Hitachi wand recently… I was going a little crazy. I’d rub this stinky green poultice all over his junk just to touch a dick, and that was just sad.
I got it on with no surprise boners. I was pretty sure those were still going to cause him excruciating pain. I was also pretty sure Reyson had done something about that the last time he touched him when I made the curse worse. I knew Reyson had every ability to break this curse with only a touch. I didn’t know why he wanted me to do it until Professor Krauss bought out her journals to help me. Fucking God of Chaos! He could have at least given me a hint.
The incantation was more complicated than the poultice. After I chanted it, the poultice glowed green and burned off. Balthazar jumped off the sectional with his dick in his hands. It utterly offended Felix when he started doing some bizarre dance in my living room with his cock waving everywhere.
“Ha!” he yelled. “It works again. Fuck you, Helena!”
“Why don’t you put some bloody pants on?” Felix said.
“The dancing is rather amusing,” Reyson said. “Let him have this moment.”
“It’s not like you haven’t seen a cock before, Felix,” Bram said. “This was a nasty curse. Ifthatis how he wants to celebrate, let him.”
I knew precisely how Balthazar wanted to celebrate that he now had a functioning dick. I’d never been mad at the idea, and I already knew Reyson was on board with it. I was deep in this. I called Balthazar my boyfriend to Ravyn. Shit… I seriously did that. We hadn’t been on a single date, but we were plotting to save the world together, so yeah I guess that counts and therefore they were all officially my boyfriends.
I knew exactly how I wanted to do this.
“Balthazar, want to celebrate this victory in my bedroom with Reyson?”
Reyson’s silver eyes were glittering dangerously. Yeah, he was totally on board. Balthazar did another little dance, except now he was totally erect. It was pretty impressive. Felix let out a noise of disgust and looked away.
“Fuck yes,” he hissed.
I got off the sectional and sauntered to my bedroom. I knew they were following me. I couldn’t fucking wait.
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Balthazar
Holy shit. I’d been flirting up a storm. I didn’thaveto get naked and show off on the sectional to get this curse removed. I’d been trying, but I didn’t think this was actually going to happen. She wanted me, and she invited the god. I had so many hot fantasies about being sandwiched between the God of Chaos and a really hot librarian.
And now it was actually happening.
They didn’t leave me naked with my dick out for long. Ripley had her clothes off before Reyson kicked the door shut. How did she even manage that with all the tight, black leather she was wearing?! I wasn’t complaining. I’d seen a lot with those tiny lacy numbers she liked to sleep in, but man, did she look spectacular naked.
Reyson wasn’t naked. Why did he still have clothes on? We should all get naked and have monkey sex to celebrate breaking Helena’s curse. And I just wanted to see him naked. How many people could claim they’d seen god cock in all its glory?
“Are you sure you want to do this, my witch? I thought you wanted to take things slowly.”
“I do. It just slipped out when I called Balthazar my boyfriend, but all of you are. We’re bonding over saving the world, and we already sleep in the same bed… so why shouldn’t we do this, too? We both know Balthazar wants it, and I want it… don’t you?”
