Page 47 of Battle of Witches
“Brother, you have a nice family here that Odin isn’t going to come at for once. Maybe you should let him fuck off with his fiction and stop poking him.”
“Wait a minute,” I said. “Loki, did you start writing smut and invent MPREG fiction because Odin is a writer now? Did you spite write my favorite books?”
Loki gave me this impish grin.
“Maybe. Odin writes Viking-masturbatory fantasies where he’s still the hero and thinks romance is not a legitimate genre of fiction. Which is stupid because smut books arevastlyoutselling his, and it’s not mommy porn when men enjoy it, too. He needs to get that stick out of his ass.”
“I enjoy smut as much as the next god—”
“Ooh, you should join book club,” Ripley squealed.
Yes! We should totally kidnap Ezra and make them join spicy book club. It was so much more fun now that we had more people discussing knots and various other weird peens.
“My reapers would be angry if you stole me away from their book club. But thank you for the invite. Loki, you’re dating a bookworm with a librarian for a twin sister. You’re a much better sappy romantic than this. So, stop writing smut to spite Odin and start writing it to make your girl happy. I’m much older than you, but you’re too fucking old for me to explain this to you.”
“I am. I promised a new story when this was over.”
“We’ll totally be your beta readers,” Killian said.
We’d eaten all the food. Loki was right. Ezra was even slimmer than Loki was, but he ate more food than Reyson, and I didn’t think that was possible. I would actually curse the shit out of someone for that kind of metabolism because my thong felt a little tight.
“I think I would like to accompany you to Hell, but I’ll stay at a hotel. I want to meet the little angel baby, and I haven’t talked to Lilith in ages. We are able to go to her realm when someone dies, so I’ve seen it, but we got into an argument about her being more involved with her witches, and it got ugly. So, we haven’t spoken since then.”
She seemed to be more involved now, at least with Ripley and me. She texted me sometimes, and there wasn’t a witch alive who could say their creator showed up for the delivery of their firstborn. Could we let Ezra stay at a hotel, though? They were kind of a god. Ezra saw the look we were giving them.
“It’s fine, trust me. At least someone should be getting laid tonight. You’ve defeated your nemesis, and the rest of you have a baby free night. Be gay, do crimes, have all the orgies, but I don’t want to be trying to sleep in the next room. Ta-ta, babies.”
Ezra disappeared in a big cloud of black smoke and didn’t really give us a chance to argue. We all just looked around for a minute at the takeout containers and the food we had just destroyed.
“I love that baby, but I don’t think Lucifer and Lilith are going to babysit every time we want to have an orgy,” Felix said.
“I think she’d probably understand, but let’s get out of here,” Ripley said, jumping on Reyson.
They all disappeared, and we were alone now. Loki stood up and dusted off his trousers.
“Our turn. Since we’ve never done this as a group before, we need some rules. I’m about as pansexual and genderfluid as you can get. If you can name it, I’ve probably had sex with it at some point. Unlike some of the other gods, Ido notbelieve in keeping it in the family, so if I gave birth to you or created you, we will only be focused on pleasuring Ravyn. Elbows nudging while we’re fighting for the glory of her body is about as kinky as it gets. If you are a newly bisexual warlock I just met recently, then it’s game on.”
“I can live with that,” Sleipnir said. “But when it’s not my turn, I’m going to be playing on my phone instead of watching. It’d be hot to watch Ravyn with Killian or Bjorn, but Ravyn and Loki is just my yuck spot.”
“Ew, same,” Loki. “That’s one thing Idon’tneed to see and tell you I’m proud of.”
“I’m good now,” Sleipnir said. “Let’s do this.”
Yes, let’s.
Chapter36
Ravyn
So, I’d been to plenty of orgies. It wasn’t just the shifters and witches that hosted them. Vampire orgies werewild.We’d had some threesomes, but cosmically speaking, I was about to take on some very powerful men all at once. I would probably be sore in my most favorite ways in the morning.
We had some connections here that could have ended up super weird, but they were all focused on me. Even Loki and Killian were hyper focused on my body. It was pretty wild and amazing. They made it work without any weird touching between the people that didn’t want that. I had to call a time out for a minute because it was getting to be a bit much.
Killian cleared his throat and looked a bit nervous.
“Would it be too much to ask for me to be in the middle of Loki and Ravyn?”
That was actually perfect. I still wasn’t over sitting there watching him sleep. I’d been trying to get up when he did and make him sit while I made breakfast. I was a hot mess without my extra sleep, but I didn’t care. Ineededto have my eyes on him at all times to make sure no one was going to take him away from me again.
