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“And I’ll teach you to think like Loki.”
“Do that, and I’ll eat you,” Kaine growled.
“Seriously? That’s kinky. Can we pinky swear on it?”
“Get out of my sight. Bjorn, if you remember anything else, call me. Do you mind if I give your name to the warden? She could benefit from your particular brand of magic.”
“Of course.”
It would take its toll on my body, but if it meant stopping this, I’d spend every day in this jail trying to see what I could for every guard here if it meant that fucking wolf didn’t escape.
Chapter19
Ravyn
That was a lot. I didn’t think one person was dumb enough to fall for the leader of the Cult of the Aether Sisters’ bullshit, but apparently, there were many stupid people out there. I needed to decompress. I also still needed to touch Killian at all times because the fact that Asfrid nearly took him from me was still fresh in my mind.
So, I was sitting in his lap feeding him tater tots, as one does when a stupid bitch curses your familiar.
Sleipnir was sometimes suspicious of modern food but was open to trying it once you explained it. However, he was staring at this tater tot like it was about to attack him.
“I like fries, but I’m not sure the world needs so many different forms of fried potatoes. You have fries, hash browns, and now tater tots, and they all look different. Isn’t this just a mini hashbrown? Why not just make hash browns and use a fork?”
He was just so cute, and he worried about the weirdest things. I crawled into his lap and put the tip of a tater tot in my mouth. I leaned in and offered it to him with a kiss. It was easier than launching into a speech I’d probably explain miserably about how tater tots and hash browns were fundamentally different, even though I once ate hash browns made from smashed tater tots, so he was probably onto something.
“Lady and the Tramp me a tater tot next,” Loki said.
“That depends. Do you still have ideas in your head about giving me four boobs?”
“You can givemefour boobs if I never have to hear about it again,” Killian said.
I couldn’t believe Killian even suggested that. I went to dive back into his lap and tell him no right when Loki gave this overly flourished wave, and four ginormous tits sprouted on Killian’s chest. I ended up face-first in boobs and accidentally elbowed him. Killian let out a moan and shifted me.
“Why didn’t anyone tell me getting slammed in the tit hurts just as much as a boot to the balls? This is terrible. You just walk around with these on your chest every day?”
I started giggling. Maybe Loki should go around giving all men boobs. Perhaps they’d learn what they were there for. It certainly wasn’t for their entertainment.
“In all fairness, Loki was a little overzealous with the amount of tit he gave you, even if you just had two instead of four. You could have at least given him a bra if you were going to make them that big since he volunteered as tribute for your crazy boob idea, Loki.”
Loki seemed transfixed by Killian and had to shake himself out of his reverie.
“Shit, sorry. Inevermake them that big when I shapeshift into a woman. Killian is just a very pretty man, and I got excited. I saw the four boobs now, and it’s a little weird for me. I’m over it now.”
Just as soon as Killian’s four gigantic tits appeared, they disappeared. Ripley and I always got our periods in sync, and when I tell you we had big mood swings, that was probably an understatement. Loki’s moods changed worse than mine when I got my period on a full moon when Mercury was in retrograde.
Now that Loki’s four-boob kink had been fulfilled and Sleipnir was mowing his way through his tater tots, I had questions.
“Why does Asfrid think my twin and me are the answer to making hybrids? Not only do Inotknow how to do that, but I’m also pretty sure we can’t wonder-twin hybrid powers to anyone.”
It didn’t make sense. Ripley and I weren’t even the only Gemini Twins in Profane. Plenty of twins that weren’t born here ended up moving here. It wasn’t just the sites of three significant magical buildings. The ley lines were strong here, and the supernatural community outnumbered the humans. They had resources, strong magic, and a wonderful community to live in. It was a little creepy she was so obsessed with me that she was cursing my familiar, and her minion was trying to kidnap kids.
“Didn’t Minerva say she had to deal with some shady Gemini Twins back in the day? They wouldn’t be that hard to find and would probably cooperate much better than Ripley and Ravyn,” Killian said.
“Asfrid has a lot in common with them,” Sleipnir said. “Neither of them has embraced the wholethey are just not that into youthing.”
“Ripley and Ravyn have one thing in common that the other Gemini Twins don’t. Asfrid is cunning when it comes to some things, but she still thinks smashing things will get what she wants. Asfrid wants Gemini Twin followers for the clout, but she has her mind set on you because you are powerful, and your covens bring alotto the table. You both have a hybridanda god.”
“And you and Reyson can make her hybrids.”
