Page 12 of The Goddess is Fierce
“Damn, girl. You’re hot as fuck even if you seem to be confused over which uniform you’re supposed to be wearing. Want to be my date at the next moon orgy? I can fuck you better than anyone you’ve invited before.”
My coffee went down the wrong way and I started choking. Did he really just say that out loud? To a fuckinggod? Belladonna pounded me on the back.
“I don’t know how trainable he is because if he’s said that before, someone would have beat his ass or already figured out how to make him hairless.”
Mina started savoring her toast like it was the best thing she’d ever eaten. Honestly, the bread and the butter weren’t store bought. They made them both in the kitchen and they were pretty good. I knew she was also enjoying the scene right in front of us. There was a baby god, a Hellhound, and a hybrid all staring at Eugene like he was shit they just stepped in and I had a feeling if he hadn’t learned his lesson before, he was about to.
George just cocked her head at him.
“Do you say shit like that to all women or did I happen to wake up incredibly unlucky this morning?”
“Oh, you woke upincrediblylucky because Eugene Gilroy noticed you in the dining hall last night and decided to make his move. You’re probably the luckiest girl in the Academy of the Profane.”
This was a fucking train wreck. I wished the other guys were here to witness this. West would probably have something hilarious to say.
“What happened to your eye and feet?” Mags asked. “You’ve got a healing potion for burns on your feet.”
“Last night, some idiot lion punched me. I would have kicked his ass, but he was with a Kitsune who set my shoes on fire. Idemandedthey be expelled, but Professor Morningstar is an idiot who is soft on crime.”
Everyone at my table started giggling because we knew exactly who punched him in the face and set his shoes on fire. We also knew if talking to her like that didn’t piss her off, insulting her dad probably would.
“You knowHeadmasterMorningstar is our dad, right?” Matilda growled.
“I’ll bet Hellhounds arebeastsin bed. You should join us at the moon orgy, cutie. I’ve always had this fantasy about twins.”
Oh, my shit. It just kept getting worse. If George didn’t do something… He just pissed off four powerful lesbians who might seriously fuck him up. And it wasn’t just these four. Basilisks were classified as shifters, so I had a lot of classes with Matilda. She was ahugeflirt until she got with Mina and Belladonna. She still was, but it was mostly harmless now. Eugene could have every single lesbian, bisexual, and woman who had ever questioned her sexuality ready to beat his ass for talking to Matilda that way.
George waved her hand like Eugene was a pest. His whole body locked up, and he levitated eight feet in the air. The only thing he appeared to be able to move was his eyes to blink. Matilda’s eyes were glowing amber and Mags looked like she was two seconds away from hexing the ever-living shit out of him. Mina and Belladonna were pissed, but they looked like they found this whole thing amusing.
I needed popcorn because now Michael and Dexter were here. Dexter already had his phone out filming everything. By now, he had a massive social media following and a history of epic videos where shitty people got knocked down a peg. Michael was pretty protective of his people. He’d threatened a few people because of his sister and beat the shit out of a guy for hurting Dexter.
Michael didn’t look like he was about to go all avenging angel again. He looked like he found all this utterly hilarious.
“Have you been disrespecting women again, Eugene? Didn’t you spend Yule break trying to heal the side effects from a hex a five-foot nothing witch without a lot of power gave you? You finally stopped leaking pus out your asshole and decided to try that shit with my baby sisters? A god and a Hellhound? Seriously?”
“I take it back. Pus out the butthole ismuchbetter than naked bears,” Belladonna said.
“You’re savage. I love it,” I said.
“Shut up,” Mina said. “This is the best movie I’ve seen in ages. It’s got gods, angels, hot lesbians, and butthole pus.”
“He mentioned twincest,” Mags growled.
Even if Matilda wasn’t a lesbian and I was scared she’d eat me, I had absolutely zero desire to have twins in my bed. Before I met George, I wouldn’t have said no to two women, but twins wereweird.Especially since I knew Eugene intended for them to kiss and touch each other. I didn’t know what George had planned, but maybe anal leakage wasn’t enough.
“This is all you, sweetie,” Michael said. “I don’t have to defend your honor so you don’t blow the big god secret anymore. Do something big for my honey’s social media followers. It makes him happy when he goes viral.”
“Love you, baby,” Dexter said, blowing Michael a kiss.
“I’m having a brain fart now that I don’t have to hide. I don’tknowwhat to do.”
Mags got giddy, and that didn’t bode well for Eugene. She grabbed George and whispered in her ear and I swear to shit, my girlfriend let out this diabolical giggle. Mags and George both chanted something different at Eugene. Whatever spell that was hit him so hard, he flew across the room and crashed into a table.
Church, Ren, Oscar, and West were finally joining us in the dining hall. They came in right when a massive bear shifter was flying through the air. Oscar just sneered and stepped over him. Ren pretended to accidentally kick him in the face. West just tossed his mane over his shoulder and told him that’s what he got for fucking with our girlfriend.
We all sat down and everyone started to eat. But I was the giddy one now. I mean, I was betting Mags and George just topped butthole pus with whatever they hit him with, so I had to ask.
“It was two hexes I taught George that no one really knows anymore. They are from a time when no one had TV and the printing press hadn’t been invented yet, so only rich people could afford books. Everyone’s entertainment was getting drunk at the pub or showing up to watch executions. Watching someone get drawn and quartered was essentially the same thing as the world dodgeball playoffs are now.”
