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That was utterly divine to watch. Hopefully, that cemented any of my boyfriends-in-law knocking my orgy playbook again. Because that shit was gold. Iloveddodgeball. I breathed dodgeball during the season. I had a ton of rituals before a dodgeball game. I was a terrible dodgeball player, so no one was ever going to pay me to coach dodgeball and write dodgeball playbooks.
But like, I wasreallygood at pleasing women. My pops might have barely graduated high school, but he made a decent living anyway and nabbed himself several lionesses. My pops and mymoms made damned sure I wasn’t going to be some selfish asshole when I met my mate.
Yeah, I wrotereallygood orgy playbooks, but I probably watched her just as much as Church did so I could always know what she wanted before she did. I just wasn’t creeping in trees to do it.Ididn’t want to have sex with Church, but I’d named him Dildo Face from our first moon orgy because the boy could turn himself into a vibrator with his vampire speed.
And I didn’t know forsureAzren could get kinky with their smoke, but I had a pretty good idea. Azren was older than the universe and they enjoyed figuring out the mysteries of how shit worked. I had Azren pegged. They’d figured out the kinky stuff, too. Like, I had to learn how to give women orgasms from books and experimenting. This motherfucker just shapeshifted into a woman and took out all that guesswork.
Which like, props to that because there were a lot of dudes that weren’t even trying to be good at sex and Azren might have fucked some of them during that particular phase of their experimentations.
So, basically, I figured if Azren had figured out a bunch of god stuff the other gods didn’t know and learned all the mysteries of women’s bodies by becoming one for a little while, they’d probably figured out how to pinch our girlfriend's nipples with that portal smoke. I’d been wrong about a ton of shit in my life but I tried not to shriek for joy when I was not only right about that, Azren had used their smoke on her before and shelovedit.
I didn’t particularly like watching porn. Some of the guys I used to hang out with did. She would be screaming and crying in pleasure and the men weren’t doing anything to deserve those cries. I found the whole thing fake and didn’t enjoy it.
But Ilovedwatching my girlfriend have sex with the other guys because I knew they were doing it right and she enjoyed it. George was stunning even when she was crabby because shedidn’t have her morning latte yet. She was fierce covered in dirt, sweat, and blood on the dodgeball field. I also loved her with that blush on her breasts while she was getting railed by one of her other boyfriends.
George just reading her notes and studying was also the most fascinating thing I’d ever seen, but I’d never tell anyone that because I gave Church a hard time about that shit.
George finally stirred and beckoned Drake and me to her. I tried not to look like some kind of eager puppy running to her because I was a lion. A lot of people used us as symbols for royalty and some of my smaller brethren were revered as gods during certain time periods. They still were becauseeveryoneloved cat memes.
Fuck it. I’d been in love with this girl since Zion Skinner told me to spar with her in magical combat on the first day of class and she managed to zap my ass with magic. I didn’t care if I looked overeager. Baby Drake, who learned his resting bitch face from Azren, the queen of resting bitch face, did the eager puppy thing when she asked for us.
I’d already trotted out a page from my orgy playbook. I’d had sex with George several times and knew how enjoyable it was. I wasn’t planning these groupings forus.I was working my big, beautiful lion brain, planning all the ways we could pleaseher.
But I also wasn’t the orgy dictator. No one liked it if someone tried to Bogart the foursomes and order everyone around. And I wasn’taboutto tell a woman what to do. My mommas would have had big opinions on that. Isuggestedthat page out of my playbook because she asked and let her decide if she wanted to do it.
“How do you want us?” I asked.
“Iwant you to hold her down again while I do things to her,” Drake growled.
“Fuck, Baby Drake.”
Yeah, Drake was kind of intense. And he grew up around the big, scary god I’d just watched suck the essence of another big, scary god into a little jar like one of his powers was being a sentient God Roomba. Drake wasn’t scared to call Azren a dumbass to their face and totally dominate our girlfriend. I was pretty sure George liked getting held down while he bit and licked her alotmore than Azren liked being called a dumbass, but I wasn’t going to kink shame Azren if that was a thing.
“You know how much Iloveit when you do that, but I want to try something, too. It’s something I haven’t done yet. I want youbothto take my pussy at the same time.”
Fuck.My mouth went dry. I hadn’t done that before either. The lion in me got a little exuberant and pounced on our girlfriend. I hauled her into my lap and held her down for Drake. I had no idea if Drake kept roping me into holding George down while he ravaged her because he knew damned well felines like to play with the prey, but I loved everything about it.
Yeah, she struggled just right as Drake tortured her with his fangs and forked tongue and I kept her pinned down so he could do exactly what he wanted to her. I was fully aware our girlfriend could stop this at any time and beat both our asses if Drake crossed a line and I was his coconspirator. But so far, we hadn’t met George’s line when it came to sex.
I think we all had our reasons for liking the fact that George was this badass god. I was fairly certain at least one of Drake’s reasons had something to do with the fact that if he had been doinganyof the shit he liked to do naked with anyone other than another Basilisk or god, they would have been in agonizing pain. Yeah, Drake was just as much of a biter as Church was.
I was helping Drake out by growling in her ear what a good little girl she was because I was a good boyfriend like that. I had to strain to keep holding her when her back arched after shecame all over Drake’s tongue and fingers. That was a big one, and she’d already had several big orgasms tonight.
Drake was a lot more demanding than I’d ever be. Like, she’d had a foursome, a threesome, and that whole thing with his snakey tongue, so I probably would have engaged in the snuggle time before we double dicked her. Drake plucked her out of my arms and laid her on the blankets. My girlfriend was pretty vocal about her needs, so if she needed a break, she would have told us.
Drake settled in front of her and I took my spot behind her. George lifted her leg for us to support and give us access. The reason all the boyfriends-in-law worked was because wecommunicatedin all things. If we needed to cheer our woman up, we discussed how. If our girlfriend wanted us both in her pussy, we didn’t both try to shove it in at once. Because if your girlfriend was a god, you only wanted to destroy her vagina in ways she liked because her revenge would be epic. And if she wasn’t, it was just fucking rude.
Drake told me to go first, so I did. Fuck. She was even hotter and wetter than usual because Baldur and Church had already been there. I groaned and nuzzled her neck with my nose so I could also scent her.
Drake worked his way in once I was settled. We started fucking her and it felt amazing. I had zero desire to touch another man’s cock under most situations. It was totally straight to rub your dicks together if you were both buried inside your girlfriend. And it felt fucking fantastic.
George was reaching behind her and clutching my neck with one arm to pull me closer and grabbing at Drake with the other. We were both gripping her under her knee, but I passed her leg off to Drake and shifted my position so I could show her clit the love and attention it deserved.
We just kept fucking her while I massaged her clit and Drake was doing the biting thing again. Yeah, maybe I was also getting off on the friction of Drake’s cock rubbing against mine, but in the straightest way possible.