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“I guess I was kind of a dumbass, huh?”

“In all fairness, I intended to tell you allmuchdifferently. Kaylee kind of took that away from me when she hurt Oscar. And she did the one thing Drake has been worried about this entire time. If my dad hadn’t come to calm Matilda and me down, Kaylee would be dead.”

I hadn’t really thought about it like that. I was pissed Oscar got hurt and Drake had been violated, but really George had been, too. It was a massive secret. I didn’t know anything about gods who were going to come out of the woodworks because she was born and not made or would get mad about her magic. Ididknow every ass kisser at the Academy of the Profane was going to be drawn to her magnificent ass now. Oh, shit. We were going to be beating up legacy students left and right.

“I’m sorry. After she threw a forbidden potion at Oscar in front of the entire dining hall, I don’t think anyone would have been upset if you smote her or Matilda ate her.”

“The Paranormal Investigation Bureau might take it the wrong way.Mydad would be proud of me and Balthazar would probably fist bump me, but my mom and the rest of my dads only want us permanently maiming someone if it’s going to stop them from killing someone.”

“What happened earlier tonight? Iwantedto go, but I had a lapse in sanity and was jealous of Azren.”

“Snuggle with me. Ineedmy Church hugs.”

I laid on my back and opened my arms. Yeah, I got stupid, but it was kind of nice that my girlfriend was this powerful god and she needed me to hold her. I wrapped my arms around her and kissed the top of her head as she nuzzled my chest with her cheek.

What she told me was an even bigger shocker than finding out my girlfriend was a god. I only remembered the maintenance guy who brought our luggage because it was the first time I’d met Oscar and Ren and the first thing out of their mouth when he setour luggage down was to suggest he get a little rough with them at the moon orgy.

I noticed the big gaping hole where his magic was supposed to be, but I noticed this big, beautiful motherfucker was embarrassed as fuck at getting invited to a moon orgy more. George told me he said that was the first time he’d been invited, which was also shocking. There were plenty of thirsty supernaturals that weren’t Ren and Oscar who should have wanted to hit that before this.

It seemed like the gods had this handled. I was just happy things were okay with George and me again. I squeezed her and played with her hair.

“Was this our first fight?” I asked.

“I think so. It was pretty minor as far as fights go.”

“Bethany didn’t think so. She assaulted my nuts again.”

I groaned when George slithered like a Basilisk so that she was straddling me. She started grinding against my dick and she was giving me bedroom eyes.

“Poor baby. Want me to make it feel better?”

It was freezing cold outside and I couldn’t think of a better reason to get naked and warm myself up.

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. . .

Mother fuck. It was cold outside. There was still snow everywhere. Maybe I should have kidnapped Church somewhere warmer if I was going to get him naked. I was just hoping we weren’t broken up, but I should have known we’d eventually get naked if we weren’t.

Our breaths were coming out in puffs. I’d been hiding for so long, I’d almost forgotten I could do something about this. Especially when it started snowing on us. I waved my hand and put a heated dome over us and let it warm up. My guys were different. Oscar had a regular body temperature, but West and Ren ran hot because of their animal counterparts. Church had aheartbeat and didn’t feel like a corpse, but he was always cooler to the touch, especially since he didn’t feed off of blood.

“That’s kind of badass,” Church said, playing with my hair. “What else can you do?”

“I have all the regular god powers. I can conjure anything, travel where I want without walking, and shapeshifting, but there’s still alotabout shapeshifting I still need to learn. I can, apparently, mimic any kind of magical creature I’m near. West wants me to figure out how to turn into a lion so we can do lion things. Ren said if I can figure out the Kitsune thing, I’m not allowed to get nine tails before him. That’s still a ways off.”

I could technically do the energy vampire thing, too. This was the part that could be too much for Church. He said he wasn’t mad I was a god and just needed to be reassured this wasn’t just a college fling for me. But me being a godanddoing what he could do? Church was rare. He was probably one of only a few of his kind on this entire realm. Church could have some big opinions about me having all these god powersandhis, too, when I was around him.

“So, like, ifI’man energy vampire and you go all energy vampire, does that mean we have a greater chance of making a little energy vampire baby?”

“I’m not sure, but you aren’t knocking me up tonight, sir. We are only freshmen and I still want to travel more. That’s totally not what I expected you to say, by the way.”

“You’re adorable. I didn’t meantonight.I meant later. West wants ten kids, by the way, and he’s not picky if they are his cubs.”

I moaned.

“I want a lot of kids, but if West wants ten, he’s going to have to figure out how to make the MPREG fiction in my mom’s library a reality.”

“I’m not up to date on the various kinds of smut the Library of the Profane carries.”