Page 40 of Time Traveling Space Bastards
“Spoilers.”
And then she pounced.
So, if someone looked at my life from the outside, they’d probably say I wasn’t an ambitious person. I was, I’d just seen the missing persons alert that was blasted everywhere when I ran away. If they connected Baxter Holmes to that missing girl, it wasn’t going to be pleasant for me because my parents made sure to tell everyone I had violent tendencies. I mean, I didn’t, I just fought back when people got violent with me.
But look at me now. I was about to leave this whole fucking galaxy behind and totally bang an alien with two dicks. My math teacher in seventh grade who told me I’d never amount to anything because I missed so much of her class could totally just eat my ass.
Kuka caught me when I tackled him and we went tumbling onto my shitty mattress. And then he kissed me. I didn’t notice because he kept it in his mouth and spoke just fine, but his tongue was forked and thinner than a human tongue. Kuka wasalso an amazing kisser. This wasn’t going to be fast and furious. He was going to take his time with me. I could tell that from just one kiss.
“Tell me what you want,” he said.
“Well, I’d like to suck your dick, but you have two and the other one might get jealous.”
“Save that for Enix because I’m sure you’ll be with him next. No one has done that to him before, but he’s been forced to do it with countless men and women. If you could do me this huge favor. He’s going to know pretty much every way of pleasing you, even though he’s never been with a human before, but when you’re with him,pleasefocus on his.”
“I would. I’m not that kind of lover in most cases, but Torrek didn’t give me the option.”
“He’s Saki, and he’d just figured out you were his Zovea. He was trying to impress you.”
“Does your kind have something similar to a Zovea?”
“Yes. We call it a Velne. I don’t think you can be mine because you’re Torrek’s Zovea.”
I just shrugged because if I had to watch Kuka find his Velne, it might break me. These aliens had been in my head since they crashed into my pool. I used to just hope they’d come back and save me from my parents and the bullies. It didn’t get kinky until I ran away and decided to write a book.
I was furious when I saw them again because they made me wait and go through so much shit, but theydidcome back and save me in the end. I just had to wait. They seemed to return my feelings, and I really didn’t want to watch them with anyone else.
“Look, I’m not sure how these bonds work on your planet or how I’m able to have them with Torrek, but Saki might get just one, andyoumight get one, but this is totally unchartered territory for humans. We don’t know howminework.”
“That’s actually brilliant,” he said, nuzzling my neck. “I love that you’re gorgeous, perfect,andsmart.”
I mean, I wasn’t. I was pretty damaged from my childhood and most people who told me I was pretty usually followed it up with I’d be prettier if I lost seventy-five pounds. Kuka, Torrek, and Enix didn’t mean it like that when they told me they thought I was beautiful. They liked me just like this.
“How about I show youmyoral skills since we’re saving yours for Enix? I’m going to have to prep you if you want both of them.”
“Um, I want both of them. I’m fascinated with double penetration.”
“Spoiler,” Kuka said.
“Not really. I was peer reviewing the scientific theory you made reading my books.”
Kuka chuckled.
“I might actually be falling in love with you, Baxter Holmes. Hold on to something.”
“The lube is in the top dr—oh, Jesus fuck!” I yelled.
Kuka said he was faster than humans and I thought that just meant he’d reasonably beat everyone in a foot race with elite athletes, but Kuka had honest to the baby Jesus super speed, and it was focusing it all right on my pussy.
I was glad I was leaving this galaxy because I was ruined for human men now. I was sure if I was eventually with Enix it would just seal that deal. Kuka’s tongue and fingers were moving so fast, it was almost like my vibrator. He eased his fingers into my ass to prep me and it didn’t hurt like the last time I tried anal.
“Fuck!” I yelled when my orgasm hit me.
Kuka wasn’t nearly as big as Torrek, but he still pinned my hips down as I bucked through it. He sat back on his heels and smirked at me as I lay there an emotional wreck.
“You taste amazing.”
“When you said faster than humans, I was not prepared.”
