Nah. Just means double the presents
Poet
I’m shopping for Christmas onesies right now. OMG this one has candy canes on it
Wyn
I found one that’s green with matching striped socks. An elf!
Salem
and just like that, three aunts were born.
Poet
The three wise aunts.
Wyn
Hmm. You sure about that?
Poet
Fine. One wise aunt and two knuckleheads.
Salem
better. I can’t wait to spend Christmas at the ranch.
I held my breath.
Wyn
Absolutely. I’ll be in Telluride for the first half of December with the Carringtons. Colorado is just a hop and a skip to Idaho.
Poet
Switching gears and looking at plane fare . . .
Salem
Hey, did you open the rest of your boxes?
Me
I was about to do that.
Salem
Hurry up.
Me
Do you want me to make a video and film my reaction?
Wyn
Could you?