“You talked to Muddy?”
“Yeah, I called her. I had a question about the chocolate cupcake recipe. I was blanking on one of the ingredients.”
“Brewed coffee, right?”
“Yes, how did you know?”
“Twin tingle,” I said. “Gracie’s daughter got sick. So it was just me and Wade at the bar.”
“He’s still in love with you, you know.”
“Not you too. Muddy said the same thing. But I don’t want to talk about Wade.”
“What do you want to talk about then?”
I paused and then said, “Declan showed up.”
“Did he?”
“Yeah.” I sighed.
“Oh my God, something happened between you two, didn’t it?”
“No. I mean, well, yes, but no.”
“Hadley . . .”
“We two-stepped.”
“I’ll alert the church elders,” Salem drawled.
“No, you don’t understand. We two-stepped.”
“Unless you did it naked, I’m failing to see the issue. And that’s not really an issue, that’s a good idea actually. Naked two-stepping. It’s the new cardio craze.”
“Salem,” I hissed. “We almost kissed. In public.”
“Really?”
“Yes.”
“But you didn’t.”
“But we almost did.”
“Why didn’t you?” she demanded.
“Because I came to my senses.”
“You’re entirely too sensible. That’s your problem.”
“We can’t all be feral hyenas,” I mocked.
“That hurts . . . kind of.”
“It does not,” I said with a laugh.
“I’m getting Wyn on the phone and we’re taking a vote. Let me go get Poet.”