Adventure awaits! You are Jelly Bellys! With a countless number of flavors to choose from, a universe of possibility awaits in every bag. You are this freedom and discovery, and you work in all seasons, whether it’s Halloween, Easter, birthday or the Fourth of July. Tart and sassy or more mellow, you always hit the right note!
November
I know this looks like a rut, considering we did Halloween candy last month—but it’s Thanksgiving! It’s all about pumpkin pie, and turkey, and mashed potatoes right now. So, for November, we are going to do all the sides and trimmings and meats, so read on to find out where you are in the feast. There’s room for everybody!
Love you!
xxx
Your Favorite Fallen Angel
Aries (March 21 - April 19)
You are the master of ceremonies wherever you go, Aries. You are the hub of it all—we can’t start without you! You are the traditional turkey with stuffing, on the platter, looking beautiful, the reason we all are here—or if you’re vegetarian, you are the Tofurky veggie roast!
Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
As a disciplined, get-the-job-done kind of person, you are the mashed potatoes, the critical staple that requires steady work with the masher in the pan over a low flame. Whether you serve your taters with cream cheese in the mix or are a strict whole-milk-and-salted-butter kind of person, everyone needs the mashed on their plate—if only to form the gravy pool!
Gemini (May 21 - June 20)
Pumpkin pie, if done right, is sweet and a little tangy, the combination of both that, if in perfect proportion, makes a sublime way to cap off a meal with family and friends! This is you, two sides in concert, making a critical contribution to the gathering. Without you, something is missing!
Cancer (June 21 - July 22)
Gravy. The great staple. The accoutrement that brings it all together. Cancer, you are the loyal friend who is always there for everyone. Like gravy, you bring out the best in us, no matter what our individual characteristics are. You go with everything!
Leo (July 23 - August 22)
Leo, as the partygoer in chief, as the delightful life of any gathering, you are the place setting. You are the table runner in golden yellow and orange and red. You are the matching plates and the perfectly placed silverware. You’re the goblets and the wineglasses, the flowers in the centerpiece, the candles that glow. You set our stage!
Virgo (August 23 - September 22)
You are the green bean casserole, the one with the French’s Crispy Fried Onions on top and the Campbell’s Condensed Cream of Mushroom Soup! You can’t trust something like this to just anybody. The topping can’t be too thick or too thin. You can’t cook too much or too little. It needs to be right, and you, with your attention to detail in all areas of life, always do everything perfectly!
Libra (September 23 - October 22)
Connections are so important to you! Community, friends, close ties and good relationships are what this holiday is all about—so you are the bread basket! First, everyone loves a carb, especially one that is toasty from the oven, and the basket isalways shared, hand to hand around the table, bringing everyone together. Just what you like in your own life!
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)
Scorpio, you are a deep-fried turkey! You are mission critical, but a sizzler, an attention-getter with an edge. There is no way you would be the basic version. No, you are a twenty pounder in a vat of hot oil—capable of feeding all, or burning the house down. Your choice!
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)
Apple pie is another great staple. I don’t know many who do not like it. Some people go through the whole dinner just waiting for their slice. Whether it is with ice cream, whip cream, a slice of cheddar on the side, or straight up, apple pie is just like you. Far from basic, it has standards, yet it is warm and sweet and everything that is good in the world, just like you!
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19)
Wild rice is, in some people’s opinion, merely a vehicle for mushroom gravy, a buttress for turkey, an afterthought. But no plate is right without it! This is like you. A connector, a person who values family and home. You complete the meal!
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18)
In a nod to the old school, you are sweet potato casserole, the one with the marshmallows on the top, the one that is baked to a golden brown, the one you spoon onto your plate and use as a palette cleanser between the turkey and the green beans! Mmmm, one of my favorites!
Pisces (February 19 - March 20)
You are a plate of homemade cookies! Giving people multiple options and the freedom to choose, which is so important to you, you offer chocolate chip and oatmeal raisin and macaroons.Sugar cookies and, in a nod to Christmas, thumbprint cookies! Not everyone likes pie. Not everybody wants a big piece of cake. You recognize this and people love you for it!
