Zsadist. He does not get involved. Period.
Best Dressed
Butch. Hands down!
Most Likely to Get Caught Daydreaming
Rhage, about food. Usually carbs and sweets. I’m sure he also *ahem* thinks about Mary, but that’s private!
Best in a Fight
Wrath, actually. Listen, they are all outstanding. And even though no one wants the King out in the field and engaging the enemy, his reliance on all his other senses aside from his eyes makes him very, very effective, particularly in situations where there’s almost no light. His mind’s ability to sift through other information about his immediate environment, and his keen reaction time, means he’s extremely deadly. Then there’s the underlying rage. He’s so protective over the species, over the Brothers and fighters—and God forbid, ashellanor mate who’s hurt or threatened by alesseror a human? He is, and always has been, a straight-up killer.
Most Likely to Break the Rules
Okay, so this is never about rules concerning the Brotherhood. Those, everybody follows, and if they feel they can’t, they work it out with Wrath and/or Tohr. But I would say…Butch and Rhage. And Qhuinn. They like to, shall we say, think outside of the box? I mean, Rhage said it best about himself, he’s an outcome engineer! And Butch? Come on, all you have to do is go back to the beginning and see what he did to Billy Riddle when the kid was in the hospital. Rules are not a thing for him (again, except as it relates to the Brothers and going to mass). Oh, and then there’s V. He makes his own rules. If they infringe on the “rules” of others? Then I guess he’s breaking something by default? But he doesn’t give a shit.
Mostly Likely To Make You Laugh Without Meaning To
All of them in their own ways! And hey, some of them won’t care if you laughed at them. Of course, if it’s V or Wrath we’re talking about? You’re going to get a look that will straighten your face—lololol. Generally, though, the boys don’t take themselves too seriously (provided you don’t disrespect their mates or it has something to do with the war).
Most Likely to Get Away with Murder
All of them. If they don’t want a body to be found, if they don’t want anyone to know, if they want somebody to disappear, no one will ever know. Ever. Human memories are such a tricky thing, aren’t they.
Best at Handling Relationships
Tohr. Just like with the advice, he’s so levelheaded, and in his role as the second-in-command of the Brotherhood, he is constantly balancing a lot of strong personalities. Oh, and I’d also say Phury, because he cares so much.
Most Likely to Become a Spy Master
They all are. They live under the radar of humans, and have been doing so for centuries, collecting information on the way our world works, and using it to their advantage. 00-fangs.
Best Friend to Have in a Crisis
Again, all of them. They are the kind of males who will show up with a shovel and a backhoe and not ask any questions. They’re also someone you could talk to. Well, fine. Not V or Wrath, particularly. Not if you’re looking to process something. Those two are your solution finders, however. But the others would listen and talk things through. They do that a lot, among themselves and with the other fighters and people in the community.
Most Likely to Say the Wrong Thing at the Wrong Time
Lassiter! LOLOLOL jeez, yes. That fallen angel has the mouth of a golf sprinkler. Anything can, and will, come out of it, and the range is phenomenal. (Yes, I know this is supposed to be about the Brotherhood, but Lassiter is just so incredibly outstanding on this metric, I had to put him in!)
Best at Giving an Epic Speech
Wrath. It’s not that he’s necessarily so eloquent, it’s the authority and power in him. He commands any room he walks into, and everybody listens to everything he says. In this regard, he’s like the E. F. Hutton of carbon-based life forms.
Most Likely to Save the Day in the Nick of Time
Zsadist. He has a knack for knowing where and when to show up. He never makes a fuss, always operates under the radar, and both of these qualities make him uniquely able to observe things—and respond in kind. Just don’t try to express your gratitude. Not that you’d have the chance. He’ll dematerialize away before you even get past theth—in thank you.
Most Likely to be Found Reading
Z! He loves reading now. He’s a ferocious reader.
Best at Handling Stress
Tohr. Hands down! That’s why he’s the perfect second-in-command!
Most Likely to Have a Secret Talent
