Xander: Fuck. I can’t track Jordan’s location.
Caden: We just covered that, dumbass.
Damon: You’re not helping, Caden.
Xander: Why the hell did I drink so much last night? Fucking double-shot eggnogs.
Zane: *face exhaling emoji*
Caden: Once more, dumbass. We’ve already covered this.
Xander: Add Jasper to this thread. The girls talk to him.
Jasper has been added to the conversation.
Jasper: What’s this…
Damon: The girls are missing.
Jasper: I thought they were going Black Friday shopping.
Caden: That’s what we mean. They’re missing.
Jasper: Umm…
Damon: Did they tell you where they were going?
Jasper: No.
Caden: Fuck, Zane. Piya’s driving. Why didn’t you put a tracker in her car?
Zane: Do you think I’m an idiot? Of course I did. She took it out and left it on the table with a note.
Damon: What did it say?
Zane: “Nice try, but it’s mother-daughter day.”
Jasper: *laughing face emoji*
Xander: How did they know about the tracker?
Jasper: Umm. They’re not idiots, and they’ve met you before.
Caden: Are you telling me that my wife is out there alone?
Damon: They are not alone, thank fuck. Piya’s security detail follows her whenever she leaves the house. Right, Zane?
…
Damon: Right, Zane?
Zane: They also gave the eggnog to the guards. Piya left before any of them woke up.
Caden: You’ve got to be kidding me.
Xander: This is bullshit. I wish Jordan hadn’t given our security detail the weekend off. Then someone would’ve been on her tail.
Damon: Poppy gave our guards the weekend off, too.