Page 14 of Tales of Obsession Epilogue
Caden: Rose convinced me to do the same. Suggested we didn’t need them cuz we’d be staying in.
Jasper: Translation: you thought you’d be getting laid all weekend and took the bait. She set a honey trap.
Caden: Shut up, Jasper.
Jasper: Can’t. Feeling too proud of my cousin-in-law right now.
Damon: Fuck this. The nanny just arrived. I’m hopping in my car.
Zane: And go where?
Damon: I don’t know, but I can’t sit at home knowing my wife will be out until God knows when.
Jasper: Just a thought. If your wives went out of their way for an interruption-free girls’ day, maybe you should just let them.
Caden: Shut the fuck up, Jasper.
Damon: If you’re not going to help, don’t talk out of your ass.
Zane: Kick this kid out of the group chat.
Xander: Delusional motherfucker.
Jasper: Did you learn nothing from the last time, you Neanderthals?
Xander: That’s different. Their location sharing was on the last time they went out for girls’ night.
Jasper: And you showed up halfway through their dinner. Can you blame them for changing tactics?
Damon: *laughing face emoji*
Xander: Seriously, Damon? You showed up five minutes after me.
Caden: You two are pussies.
Damon: Says the man who showed up before all of us.
Caden: Only because I saw Zane hiding at the bar when I dropped off Rose. It would have been rude not to keep him company.
Zane: I was having a drink with a client, and it happened to be at the same restaurant.
Xander: Sure. Your invisible client that none of us saw.
Jasper: Christ. No wonder Jordan said it was nice to have alone time away from you sometimes.
Xander: She didn’t say that. Jordan just needs a break from mom duties once in a while, but never from me.
Jasper: All women like their space. Piya said they hadn’t spent a minute alone since you arrived in the States, and Jordan agreed.
Zane: Piya said that? When?
Jasper: Last night, before they got you shit-faced on eggnog. And she wasn’t the only one saying it.
Caden: Bullshit. Rose never needs time away from me.
Jasper: Need? Maybe not. Want? Definitely.
Damon: I’m just glad not to be a part of this equation. Poppy used the words ‘This is kidnapping’ when my mother-in-law barged in for retail therapy.
