Page 206 of Love Me Stalk Me

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Is he hot tho

Matteo

The *friend* from work?? Real subtle, Iz.

Luca

If he parks in my spot I’m keying his car.

Nico

Dibs on interrogating him first

Mom

So this is someone new?? Isabella.

Dad

Is he Catholic.

Izzy

Can you all please just be chillfor once

Luca

No.

Nico

Absolutely not.

Matteo

I’ll try but no promises.

Dad

I’ll be watching him.

Matteo

I need to vet him.

Luca

I’m bringing the bat.

Nico

I’m bringing the vibes

Izzy

Regret. Immediate regret.

"How was your night?"

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