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What I prefer. Moan-wise, I mean.

I’m logging off forever.

No, you’re not.

Watch me.

You’re still here.

…

Okay, fine. But only because I kind of want to vent about something. Can we just ignore that for now?

Of course. What’s wrong?

It’s Evan.

Who’s Evan?

My boyfriend

I thought I was your boyfriend.

You're not real.

Wait, I'm not?!

No.

Damn. I guess we will have to unpack that later. Okay, so I don't exist and Evan is your boyfriend and you two are living the dream.

I didn't say you didn't exist. I just said you're not real.

I don't see the difference.

...

I guess it is a little confusing. Okay, I guess we will unpack that later.

Okay, good. Because, I really do kind of want to exist.

Nah. It's overrated.

I hope you're saying that with a LOT of sarcasm, otherwise a disclaimer with a phone number is about to pop up here in

3...

2...

1...

Yes! Sorry! I guess you can't sense my brand of sarcasm through text.

Well, just want to make sure that pretty little mind ofyours is okay.

It'd be better if I could press the delete button on tonight.

Right, so back to Evan, the boyfriend. You two are casual? Serious? In intense all-consuming love?

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