Maybe Dillan likes his dick.
Dillan
OMG.
Noah
Fuck. Stop. I don’t want to think about my little sister and Rome Beneventi’s dick.
Lilah
Big dick.
Noah
WTF?
Lilah
Come on. He’s a six-foot-five heavyweight fighter. That man has big dick energy oozing off him in giant waves, no way his dick isn’t big enough to back it up.
Asher
What the actual fuck is wrong with you, Tink?
Lilah
Other than I think I’m the only one excited for Dillan?
Noah
You’re excited for Dillan to be getting railed by Rome Beneventi?
Lilah
Yup. If he makes her happy, I’m happy.
Asher
You’re like fifteen months pregnant. I blame the hormones.
Lilah
Watch it, shithead. Pregnancy hormones suck. I could snap and cut a bitch. And right now, you’re being very bitchy.
Dillan
Love you, Tink.
Lilah
Love you too, Dillan. Do you need help moving stuff?
Dillan
No. We’re going to grab the rest of my stuff tomorrow. We’ve been basically crashing at each other’s places for a few months. Most of my stuff is already in his house.
Noah