Seriously? A few months? Why keep it quiet?
Lilah
Maybe because you’re all judgy little dicks when you want to be. No BDE to be found.
Noah
Ouch.
Asher
I have BDE.
Lilah
If you did, you wouldn’t have to announce it.
Dillan
OMG, focus you freaks, we just wanted to see if there was anything really there before we announced it to the world.
Asher
And it’s there? Like world-announcement-worthy there?
Dillan
I guess it is.
Noah
So you’re Facebook official?
Dillan
Yes, twelve-year-old version of my brother. We’re Facebook official.
Asher
Dork.
Dillan
Me or Noah?
Asher
Always Noah.
Noah
I’m a fucking rock star.
Lilah
A dorky rock star.
Dillan