One without BDE.
Noah
I’ve got the BD. The E isn’t as important. And I swear, Dillan, if he hurts you, I’ll kill him.
Asher
I’ll bury the body.
Lilah
I’ll pop popcorn and watch you two try to take on Rome.
Noah
You don’t think we can?
Lilah
Nope. But our sister is badass enough that if he fucks up, she’ll kill him herself. Then I’ll help her bury the body.
Dillan
No bodies are being buried. But Lilah wins the best sibling award.
Lilah
Suck it, boys.
Mom
Dillan Laine Ryan. Would you care to tell me why I just got a call from your aunt telling me you’re moving in with Rome Beneventi?
Asher
At least it wasn’t me spilling the beans this time.
Mom
Asher... Why are you on this text thread?
Dad
Because you’re texting the family thread, sweetheart.
Mom
Shit.
Noah
We already gave her hell, Mom.
Mom
Why would you do that? Your sister is a grown woman capable of making her own decisions.
Asher