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knees. Don’t get me wrong. I

like it, too. Just keep cool.

One Spoon

I was cool.

Two, I was too

cool. Three,

sub-Arctic. Four,

my mouth hit

monster mode.

Chase could barely

keep up. We talked

about:

Good girls

Bad boys

Smothering moms

Indifferent moms

Disappointing fathers

Obnoxious fathers

Stepfathers—one

Stepfathers—three

Annoying little brothers

Brothers with very big footsteps

Summer trips

Boring summers at home

Junior years

Senior years

Early graduation

College boards

Cheerleaders

Football players

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