Okay, I Looked Awful
 
 So of Course I Did a Really Stupid Thing
 
 Adam
 
 But First I Had to Pee
 
 But That Day
 
 So I Said
 
 Girls Get Screwed
 
 I Considered That
 
 One Day and Counting
 
 To Speed or Not to Speed?
 
 A Couple of Toots
 
 But Right Then
 
 It Throbbed the Next Day
 
 I Still Wasn’t Down When We Landed
 
 Tightened Airport Security
 
 I Saw Them
 
 Then She Caught Sight
 
 Homecomings Are Strange
 
 My Mom Says “I Love You” with Food
 
 Home Sweet Home
 
 Despite All Trepidation
 
 REGARDLESS
 
 I Slithered Down the Hall
 
 The Door Opened
 
 Brain Lag
 
 Silence
 
 On the Nightstand
 
 I Went Straight for the Phone
 
 Changed
 
 The Phone, Still in My Hand, Rang