What could I do but ask her opinion?
 
 In my opinion, you’ve got one nasty
 
 infection. Did you sterilize the needle?
 
 Thinking back, I wasn’t so sure.
 
 But I said, “Of course he did.”
 
 He did, huh? Your hard-bodied,
 
 dark-haired dream boy did this?
 
 So then I had to tell her everything.
 
 Except I left out about the monster.
 
 Well, I hope that’s the only infection
 
 he gave you, in love or no.
 
 So then I got my back up. Played
 
 defense to her quarterback sneak.
 
 No need to get your back up.
 
 I was just kidding, and of course
 
 girls can carry STDs too.
 
 So then Bree felt much better, while
 
 Kristina felt really bad.
 
 I know you’re sorry. No worries.
 
 Let’s chalk it up to jet lag.
 
 Brain Lag
 
 described it better,
 
 synapses quieting, gray
 
 matter shutting down, except
 
 the pain center part, Leigh’s elementary
 
 nursing—alcohol, hydrogen peroxide, and a
 
 dab of Neosporin—had only managed to make
 
 the aching mess hurt even more, although
 
 she probably killed off a germ or two.
 
 At least, lost in the center