[You know you want me to.]
 
 The only real question is when.
 
 The Question Is Answered
 
 With a phone call. Unexpected.
 
 Anticipated. I happen to be on
 
 a smoke break (yes, I’ve taken up
 
 the habit again—big surprise)
 
 when my cell begins to chime.
 
 Kristina? It’s Trey. I’m
 
 in Reno. Can we hook up?
 
 OMG! He wants to hook up
 
 with me? My heart starts to pound,
 
 and my hands go clammy. And
 
 then it strikes me he probably
 
 wants the hundred I owe him.
 
 I’d like to collect that debt.
 
 And talk about that “interest.”
 
 OMG! Maybe
 
 he wants more
 
 than money. Am I prepared to give
 
 it to him? [Hell, yeah!] “I don’t
 
 get off work until four. I could
 
 meet up with you after that.”
 
 Sounds like a plan. Oh, are
 
 you by any chance looking?
 
 Looking for what? [To score,
 
 idiot.] “Um…” I’m not looking,
 
 am I? [Of course you are.]
 
 “Well…uh…yes, actually, I guess
 
 I am.” Question answered.